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I tried and gave up. lol.
... suddenly i wanted to do a teddae produxion in this blog.
A teddae produxion is some random, i mean TOTALLY RANDOM + WEIRD story that was written in a rushed manner. Main character is a teddae.
Okay... Let's start in...
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One day, it was raining pigs. the farmers and hunters and people applauded.
ITS PORK DAYYYY!!!!!
meanwhile teddae was eating mooncakes,
when pigs fell out of the sky.
He saw them and spit out the whole thing.
Teddae cant believe it.
he believed it was a bad omen, as the Mid Autumn Festival is cumin' soon.
just then thunder roared, lightning flashed,
and a barbequed pig landed on his hands.
teddae then didnt care, cus
he loves barbequed stuff,
especially barbequed snowmen.
So he swallowed the pig
and he choked.
he coughed it out.
and threw it away.
he decided to switch to snowskin mooncakes.
but, it was still raining pigs!!!
Teddae was devastated.
Raining Pigs in Mooncake Festival??? He can't imagine that!!!
So he decided to... Go to the moon.
Teddae went to the Moon, with the help of Lebe the llama(my friend :3) and her flying hoofs.
He then thanked Lebe and Lebe flew back to Earth.
Teddae then visited the famous Chang Er （嫦儿）on the moon.
He told ChangEr what happened. Changer then had the '0o0' look on her face.
"WHAT!? THAT IS CERTAINLY A BAD OMEN!" she screamed.
"I EVEN CHOKED ON A BARBEQUED PIG!" Teddae screamed.
Changer then looked for a way to reverse the situation. She called upon the Emperess of the sky(王母娘娘) and reported the situation.
"WHAT!? PIGS!?" Emperess screamed.
Meanwhile, SunWuKong孙悟空 overheard the conversation while he was stealing the Heaven's fruit.
He was shocked.
He then flew to his Master and told ZhuBaJie猪八戒 everything.
"OHMYGOD MY KIN!?" ZBJ was startled. They then flew back to Earth.
Meanwhile, Lebe flew back to Earth and drank a cup of tea. She stared at the beautiful sky, admiring the moon...
BUT SHE CAN'T COS THE PIGS ARE BLOCKING HER VIEW!!! Lebe bellowed with rage and galloped out of the window, kicking the pigs and using them as steps to kick them down. She then contacted Teddae with her IPhone.
"Hello? Hello? Teddae! Quick! The pigs need to be-"
The signal died. Lebe lost her balance on 1 pig and fell...
Teddae had nothing to do as Changer had gone to Heaven. Suddenly he noticed a huge cloud the shape of a pig. He went in and found out that it was full of PIGS in the cloud!!!
There were pigs with different clothing.
There was a pig dressed like Justin Bieber,
one that had a big butt and another with sunglasses and dark skinned,
another with a suit,
another with a modelled dress,
one with a Youth Olympic games shirt on!
Teddae then walked casually.
"Hey, is this the latest fashion?" "OMG THAT PIG IS SMALL!" "wow he has round ears and looks skinny."
People, i mean pigs, were talking about him.
He then walked around the town,
causing female pigs to scream (cus he looks cute lol)
and pigs to change to the latest fashion.
Pigs produced a rounded ear brown headband and wore brown suits.
Teddae then got tired and stopped finding out the reason. He went to a hotel.
"One room please."
The girl pig just stared at him across the counter. She then rolled her eyes and said, "PC 80000000000."
Teddae was like, 0_0.
PC?
"Pig currency, kido. And is that the latest fashion?"
"... Erm... Nevermind."
Teddae looked for a job.
He found a job.
Modelling. his worst job.
And the pay was in a month.
He begged his supervisor to give his pay this day.
"Well... You made everyone change to your latest fashion, so alright then."
Teddae then got his allowance.....
90000000000000000000 PC. He got a nosebleed.
Do they know how to count?
Anyway he rented a room.
The bed was luxurious. The room looks inviting. Teddae then fell on top of bed.
He slept.
To be continued.
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