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Teddae was drawing a picture of his own manga, Clandestine crew dressed in halloween costumes. He was really excited about HALLOWEEN!!! Then, he decided to buy a costume.
he went to Buay Song street and saw the decorations, and he SCREAMED.
Everyone fainted. They thought it was a ghost!
Teddae then found the Halloween shop. He went in.
Teddae saw all sorts of Halloween costumes; witch, frankenstein, vampire...
He saw a white sheet of blanket with 2 holes cut. It was OVER 9000 dollars.
Teddae then tried to decide what to buy... ...
He wanted to scare the crap out of people...
Then he saw it. It scared the crap out of him. He then grinned... And bought it.
Everyone in the streets saw him and screamed the crap out of themselves.
A kid dressed like a frankenstein cried and abandoned his halloween treat.
A businesswoman on her way home screamed like ***t and went pale.
An old lady died of a heart attack.
Teddae then decided to scare lebe.
He went to Lebe's house.
Meanwhile in the house, The lights were off, and a pumpkin was sitting on the table. Suddenly, a hoof holding a knife(at least trying to) reached out. An eerie laugh was heard and the knife stabbed the pumpkin, again and again...
Teddae heard the stabbing sound and his heart jumped out. He screamed, "WHAT THE **** DID YOU DO TO LEVE!? STOP! DONT DO THAT TO LEVE!!!"
The stabbing went quiet.
A figure appeared on the doorstep.
It was Lebe!
"LEVEEEE!!!!" Teddae cried.
Lebe's face was as white as a sheet and she was screaming.
"OHMAIGODWHATTHECRAP!!!" Then she regained her senses.
"... Teddae?"
"ROROROROOROROROROR!"
"YAY ITS YOU!!!"
"HAI LEBEEEEEEEE! WHATZ DA STABBIN SOUND?"
"Oh sorry, I was preparing for a basket for trick-or-treat." Lebe said.
"What da... Where's your costume?"
"haha, Ted. Come on in."
Teddae went in. Lebe then disappeared behind the shadows...
Teddae saw the pumpkin, and the stabbing marks...... He freaked out.
Then, a knife appeared beside him and he screamed!!!!!!!!
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Lebe laughed the crap out of herself. Teddae stared at her.
She was a bloody chef, wearing a bloodstained apron and a bloody chef's hat. Her face was white(make that her whole body) and stained with blood. She was carrying a knife that looked so real.
"LEBE YOU SCARED THE ***T OUT OF MY GALL BLADDER!!!" Teddae yelled.
"Sorry Ted." She walked to the pumpkin and continued stabbing it. "Ya goin' for trick-or-treat?"
"Oh yeah! I don't think so... Im not too sure."
"haha! I'm going. I can lend you a pumpkin if you ain't have no basket."
"lol no thanks. It'll rot anyway."
"Oh... Let's purchase one at the Halloween shop shall we?"
"BUT I JUST WENT THERE."
"... oh." Lebe suddenly had an idea.
"TED! WE CAN KILL A PERSON AND USE HIS SKIN FOR-"
"WHAT THE CRAP NO!!!" Teddae screamed.
"But I already prepared a real bloody knife... We can go to a random door and ask for trick-or-treat and after we've taken the sweets we can kill that person!" she held her cosplay knife up.
"............. that's not a fake one?" Teddae stared at it.
"HELL YEAH TED! WHY THE COW SHOULD I BRING A FAKE ONE WHEN WE CAN JUST USE THE KNIFE FROM HOME!?"
"... Lol." Teddae thought about it for a while.
"Okay. But I dont plan to use human skin cus they're ugly. I'll take another pumpkin then."
They then went out after they prepared their pumpkin basket.
They went to Barney's house first.
"TRICK OR TREAT!!!" they cried together.
Barney dressed like a Barney opened the door and screamed. He lost consciousness.
"lol Ted. Srsly, your costume is not gunna earn anything from faint-hearted people."
"But I thought his heart is really big... He always said 'I love you you love me, we're a happy family'."
"... lol. Not your fault. Let's take all his candy." They then broke in the house and stole Barney's candy. They then left the door open and walked out.
Later, Barney regained consciousness and found all his money stolen.
They then visited Winnie's house. Winnie was dressed as a witch. Winnie screamed and bats flew out of the house.
"Oh no... There goes my bat stew."
Lebe: "... Trick or treat!"
"come on in and I'll give it to ya!"
They went in.
Winnie's house was gruesome. It looked like a hundred acre wood, decorated with gooey slime and skeletons and halloween stuff filled the room. They settled down into the room.
Winnie then returned with a bowl. It was filled with greenish goo and bones and socks, with almost-real eyes and bat wings and pumpkin flesh.
Lebe stared at it with horror. Teddae licked his lips.
Winnie then stared at them, wide-eyed, demanding, "TRY!!!"
Lebe almost wanted to vomit. Teddae immediately took the ladle and ate the eye.
Lebe then stared at him and took the ladle. She just drank the gooey liquid. It was surprisingly tasty. Like the cooling, sweet feeling. Its just that the smell is a bit atrocious.
"How was it?"
"Wow... A bit chewy. Almost like a real eye." Teddae said.
"It is real."
Lebe spit out the liquid.
"T-t-t-t-t-then... What's the li-li-liquid..."
"I found a fresh dead body of a man outside and extracted his blood, and added green colourings and sweeteners."
Lebe vomited. Teddae screamed. "REALLY!?!?!? I WANNA TRY!!!" He took more and drank.
"try the bat wings, Lebe." Winnie grinned.
"... No thanks..." Lebe felt like vomiting. "a-a-are all these decorations... r-r-real?"
"Yeah. The human skeleton is actually from the dead man. The bats decorated in the wall are dead vampire bats. The woman's bloody head was severed by me. She was a living dead, with a bloody eye, claimed to be killed by a mistress of her husband, and-"
"SAY NO MORE!!!" Lebe's face turned as pale as a sheet.
"Oh... okay. How about I tell you a ghost story? Based on a real experience."
"Oka-"
"NO! BYE! WE NEEDA GO NOW!" Lebe pulled Teddae out.
"But where's our candy!?" Teddae yelled.
They then visited Domo next. Domo was currently making paper decorations.
"ahh... Much more pleasant." Lebe sighed.
Domo looked their way and fainted.
"lol. I think its really too much for everyone." Teddae said as he stared at his costume.
"Get that damn costume off Ted," Lebe said. "It's not letting us earn anything."
Suddenly, Domo got up. "Oh, that was a good sleep."
"YOU WERE SLEEPING!?!?!?!?" Lebe & Ted exclaimed together.
"lol, yeah. Welcome-AHHH!!!" Domo yelled at Teddae's costume.
Well, its time Teddae revealed what kind of costume he's wearing.
He had a face mask on. It was so bloody, so gruesome. His face mask looked like it literally cracked into blood, and the eyes looked damn pop out, mouth torn away. The costume looked real worn out, with the body that cracked and everything, with some toilet paper that wrapped around the costume and that stained with 'blood'. Well, its either so scary Ted doesn't wanna describe it, its so scary Ted doesn't know how to describe it, or he was just too lazy. So the description will stop here lol.
Anyway after Domo screamed, Lebe asked for a trick-or-treat.
Domo then took their pumpkin baskets. Then slammed the door.
Ted and Lebe waited for 10 minutes. Then they realised that they are cheated of their basket.
They were enraged. So enraged, Ted, instead of reversing time, punched the door open.
Domo was putting candy in the basket.
"WHY THE **** IS IT SO LONG!?!?" Teddae yelled.
"No one visited me, so I had to fill in a lotta baskets lol." Domo said.
Lebe saw the bowl. It was bigger than an elephant.
"THEN WHY DID YOU HAVE A LOTTA SWEETS!?!?" Lebe yelled.
"er... I bought them, cus they looked so... attractive..." Domo went red.
"ARARA, that's enough," Teddae rushed in and grabbed their baskets.
Teddae and Lebe looked inside the baskets while walking. They were full of coloured sweets. Teddae picked one with the picture of a llama and looked at the label.
'Fiery-back llama sweets, designed to burn yoo llama's back!!!'
Teddae was like, O_o. He picked up the pink sweet.
'Salty strawberry sweet'
Teddae 0_.-ed.
He picked a green sweet. Feels soft inside.
'Juicy Grass candy, specially for cows'
Teddae 'WTH'-ed.
He picked up the blue sweet-
"BUMP!"
He bumped into a female ghost. He stared at her. Screamed for half a second.
She was familiar, and was also screaming. His deceased hamster, perhaps?
It took him a moment to realise that it was Pookiebun.
"Oh, yooooo Pook!" Teddae was happy.
"... Teddae?"
"Yeah manz."
"... Pook?" Lebe was puzzled.
"Yezah. Pookiebun, author of resist-ance.blogspot.com. Name's MM, but Pookiebun is okay." Teddae said.
"Oh."
Pookie stared at Lebe. She then asked, "... Is that a real knife?"
"... Now that you found out, I'm gunna kill-"
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONO!" Teddae yelled. "You should've done those to Domo or Barney instead!!!"
"... I forgot."
"Teddae, can I join you?" Pookie asked.
"lol. Anything :3" Teddae grinned.
"Okay ^^" And Pookiebun joined the party!!! O_o
They went to Elmo's next.
Elmo opened the door, with no costume. He screamed, and his incredibilly high voice just got higher and it almost made the trio deaf.
"... Trick or treat..." Lebe got dull.
"... Oh. Hi, guys! How's it going?" Elmo asked with his elmo-voice.
"... We want sweets." Teddae said.
"Okay, Elmo will go get some!" Elmo happily went in to get some sweets.
The trio heard Katy Perry's voice.
"Who is that, Elmo?"
"Oh! just some kids asking for sweets, Katy." Elmo replied.
"Okay, Elmo. Don't you go cheating on me, okay?"
Teddae puked, Lebe went green and Pookie scowled.
Teddae then peeked inside. Katy was sitting on the coffee table drinking coke.
"HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA PEEKING IN MY HOUSE!?" Elmo suddenly got rude with his elmoish voice, and that was scary. Shiver me timers, everyone thought.
"lol. We just want sweets." Teddae said.
"... oh. Okay, here are your sweets!" Elmo got back to his happy self.
A chill went down in everyone's spine.
Elmo then slammed the door.
"... He has mood swings," Lebe said. Everyone agreed.
Everyone was then tired. Pookie decided to explore moar. They then left Pookie.
Teddae went back and counted the sweets.
1,2,3.
Then he found a small black box. He saw a button. He knew what was gunna happen. He turned the box behind and pressed the button. A scary face came out BEHIND the button instead. Teddae screamed. O_o
HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND DONT LET TEH VAMPIRES BITE. ^^
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