LALALLA.
Mathilda Lam has just signed in. WHO CARES. LALALA.
sorry, I'm very hyper today.
DGray Man, I'm so sorry I had to abandon you. *epic crocodile tears* but... but... YOU'RE JUST TOO EMOTIONAL!!! *sticks out tongue*
Anyway, this will be the last Teddae Produxion...
*epic gasp*
... Before muh exams.
lol. TEDDAE... STARTTTTTTT
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Teddae was currently eating apples in Soul Land. He was currently hiding from examinations.
Suddenly the sky turned around literally. THE WHIRL WIND LITFED TEDDAE UP. TEDDAE SCREAMEDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!! HE WAS FREAKIN SCARED THAT TEH WIND WILL LIFT HIM UP TO DA EXAMINATION HALLLLLLLLLLLL
but... no. He found himself in Heaven. But... its different this time. The angels had leaves on their heads and one is holding a flame. It looks like an Olympic flame...
TEDDAE IS IN THE HEAVEN FROM GREECE.
Teddae was like, O_O and O_p.
He stared at the angels. Then he spotted a woman carrying a bow and arrow and spear. She was dressed in hunting clothes.
"... OMG ITSH ARTEMIS-WHAT ISH SHE DOIN HERE!?" Teddae gasped.
He went up to her casually and asked, "How are you?"
Artemis immediately grabbed her spear and shoved it to Teddae's face. Teddae dodged it.
Teddae was pissed.
"WHAT THE GREEK!?!?!?!?!"
"Wild animal," Artemis mouthed.
"WHAT!!??" Teddae looked at himself. "oh."
"... AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO PROTECT DA ANIMALS!?!?!?!?" Teddae yelled.
Artemis stared at him for 1 second and 5 miniseconds, then stopped.
"Oh..."
'Phew,' Teddae heaved a sigh of relief. Then he stared at her.
"... I met Apollo."
Artemis's stern face curled to an ugly frown.
"... THAT NO GOOD BROTHER OF MINE!?!?!?!?!?" Artemis's words blew Teddae off like a gale.
Teddae was not surprised. Not surprised at all. It was pretty much the same reaction like it mentioned in 'Percy Jackson and the Titan's curse' book.
"... What?"
"I'M A FREAKING VIRGIN, AND ONLY HE CAN CONTINUE OUR FAMILY LINE! BUT... BUT HE'S A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING PERSON! I GROOMED HIM AND FED HIM WELL BUT... EVEN THOUGH he's grown quite a fine man... HE... HE..."
Teddae rolled his eyes. Unlucky in love. And a crybaby. Not very manly at all.
"AND HE... HE'S NO GOOD FOR HUNTING AT ALL!!! Only... Only..." Artemis sobbed.
"ONLY TAKING HIS USELESS INSTRUMENT AND PLAYING IT!!! THAT'S ALL HE THINKS!!!"
Teddae was like, O_O. he then tried to comfort Artemis.
Just then, a familiar voice bellowed, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DEAR SISTER!?"
It was Apollo(lol). He had a scar on his face. Teddae turned to face him.
"OMG ITS YOU AGAIN!!! YOU PWNED MY UNCLE AND NOW... NOW... YOU ARE TRYING TO SEDUCE MY SIS!?!?!?!?!"
Teddae had a nosebleed. Artemis is ugly. Srsly.
"WTF!?!?!? NO I WAS NOT!!! SHE WAS-"
"NO MOAR EXCUZES YOU STUPID BEAR!!!" Apollo took his musical instrument and played. A lovely tune came up. Teddae was expecting something to happen, but well... nothing happened.
"... Oh. I picked the Health Pipe." Apollo searched for something.
"WHERE THE HELL'S MY K.O PIPE!?!??!? KANASAI!!!"
Teddae's eye twitched. He then escaped in dashing speed.
Just then the sky shook. The angels dropped their popcorns and Teddae spotted a cow jumping over teh moon. He then thought, "ZEUS." And soon enough, Zeus appeared.
"Teddae..." he was the size of an enormous turnip and bellowed with the voice of an orang utan(not to mention he looks like one too, cept that he had white beard and hair)
He was gunna pwn me for murdering his broh, Teddae thought. But Zeus said...
"EXAMS ARE COMING!!! GO AND STUDY FOR YOUR EXAMS!" then stuck some curse on his head and KICKED Teddae down on Earth.
Teddae was stuck in the exam hall... He cried and tried to kill himself but can't, for he had the curse of 'GO AND DO YOUR EXAM PAPERS BEFORE YOU DIE' set by Zeus.
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