Damn.
Anyway, I'm in my mom's salon shop.
... I ain't seein' no tabby... *emos*
THE MOUSE IS SO FRICKIN' HARD TO USE, DAMMIT, AND THE COM TAKE OVER 20 MINUTES TO START UP.
ARAARARRARARARA.
Oh yeah, today when I went out from my house, I was standin on a drain waitin fer a taxi, when I scratched my head and dust flew out. Then it got stuck in a spider's web O.O and then... A SPIDER JUST REACHED OVER TO THE DUST AND WRAPPED IT UP. IT THOUGHT IT WAS AN INSECT. I O______o-ed.
Anyway, my friend triED to write a wacky story, just like me. And its kinda cool, but I think it can be made better.
seeing her make a story, I also wanna do that. OwO
her version:
jay was walkin down the street with his frenz. they were buzy chatin abt the school holidays, which is tmr. than, somethin caught their eyes. (6 pairs,to be exact.)they was like O.O when they saw it. IT WAS THE HOLIDAY XPRESS!!(made it up myself)they climed aboard, hoping that the holiday express will take them somewhere fun.
and they were right.
first stop: time zone acrade!!!!
when they arrived, they feel that their bags were VEEEEEEEEEEEERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HEEEEEEEEAAAVYYY.
they opened their bags, and they found
A TIME ZONE MEMBERSHIP CARD CONTAINING $100000000 AND ALL THE CARDS IN ALL THE VERSIONS IN ALL THREE TYPES OF ANIMAL KAISER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they were so surprise they screamed.
they cant belive their luck. so they played all the games alot of times (especially animal kaiser,since it was their favourite game at time zone) untill……
jay heard a sound.
IT WAS THE HOLIDAY EXPRESS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
they “flew” inside.
2nd stop: GENTING THEME PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they hopped of, suprised to see all the roller coasters with 360 degree loops and stuff like that.
they was like WOOHOO!!!! and I HOPE TO BE TALL ENOUGH TO RIDE THAT!!!!!!!!!! ray (jay’s brother) screamed. jay shreiked. worst of all, simon (one of jay’s 4 frenz) fainted. after jay slapped him awake, they went wild. they played every game, ride every ride, and clonked some ramdom guy over the head with the hammer they used to play test your strenght.
that guy fainted while jay and the othe guys make a run for it before the theme park secuirity caught them.
then, ray heard a sound.
IT WAS THE HOLIDAY EXPRESS AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this time, the secuirity caught them and you know how the 6 dudes went in.
HE THREW THEM IN!!!!!!!
AND THE SIX BOYZ CRASHED INTO A TRAY OF MACCARONI!!!!!!!
SIMON FAINTED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
THE WAITER HAD TO POUR HOT CHOCALATE ON HIM TO WAKE HIM UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
simon was so angry he fainted again.
now jay really have to slap him.
jay told simon:”don’t blame me when you see hand marks on your face and got slapped by your mother when she wanted to see that if the hand prints is hers.”
simon weakly nodded his head. he drank hot chocalate to recover his strenght.
3rd stop: EAST COAST PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when they got out of the holiday express, their uniforms turn into some kind of beach clothing. they were only wearing SWIMMING TRUNKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they were so embaressed they quickly jumed into the water until the holiday express arrived.
they zoomed in, cos they are lots of preeeeeeeeeeeeeety girls at east coast, and they don’t want to spoil their image.
4th stop: SNOW CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!
now they were really embarresed.
a bunch of sexy girls are at the entrance of snow city.
simon fainted AGAIN.
now its benjamins turn to wake him up.
HE PUNCHED SIMON TO GET HIM AWAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jay was very angry with benjamin.
“benjamin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don’t you know that there’s a bunch of hot girls here??!!!!!!!!!!!”
benjamin stopped punchng and said:”THAT’S THE ONLY WAY I CAN WAKE HIM UP!!!!!!!”
J:”THAN CAN YOU DO IT IN A MORE GENTLE WAY????????????”
B:”I DON”T HAVE ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
J:”WHY DONT YOU JUST SPLASH HIM WITH YOUR WATER BOTTLE????????????????”
B:”why didn’t i think of that?”
J:”NOW YOU JUST EMBARESSED ME IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
B:”sorryyyyyyyyyyyyy………”
at that time, simon suddenly woke up and shouted:”WOW! THAT WAS A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS!!! DO YOU THINK THEY THINK I’M CUTE,EH,JAY?”
it was jay and benjamin’s turn to faint.
they woke up with a bunch of ice cubes on their bodies.
the manager said:”you guys fainted, but luckily we have a lot of ice cubes here. by the way, since you are weak, i’ll give you free admission.”
so they played the snow until…
spencer heard a sound.
IT WAS THE…..
goin home express?
they went home, and
that’s THE END of the story.
And... my own story!
Once upon a time, there lived Rapunzel and the three little pigs. One day, they decided to see Goldilocks, which they have not visited for 500 years.
And so, the biggest pig, called Water Bottle, called Goldilocks using his LATEST TREND SAMSUNG GALAXY!(and tried to press the touch screen with his tiny little hooves.)
WB: Hello? Is this Goldilocks?
???: HUH? YA LOOKIN' FER HER!? WE'VE ALREADY EATEN HER.
(Water Bottle can't believe his eyes)
WB: WHAT!?!?!? WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT!?
???: er, we cooked a hot pot and put her into the pot and I placed it in our bear family's dish.
WB(scream): WHAT THE FLOWER POT!!!
???: So, what do you want?
WB: ... er, are you Big Bear?
Big Bear: HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!! DON'T CALL BE BY THAT OUTDATED OLD FAIRY TALE NAME! It's like, sooooo last summer. CALL ME MEGABEAR!!!
WB: ... er...
MB: CALL ME NOW!!!
WB: ... Megabear.
MB: GOOD BOY!! *pats on phone*
WB: ....... *SLAMS phone*
WB then SCCCRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEDD!!!!! And everyone turned into cheese hotdogs.
Then Teddae was walking along when he passed by the brick house.
He saw 4 cheese hotdogs, one with an extremely long hair.
Teddae was afraid of long hair so he SSSSSCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!! and everyone turned back to normal.
Rapunzel saw that Teddae did it and hugged him tightly.
"Oh, thank you for saving us!" Rapunzel cried. Teddae almost died.
Rapunzel stared at Teddae. "Aww, a cute little cuddly bear..." She squeeezzed him tightly. Teddae was about to take out his chainsaw when she released him.
"Anyway, Rapunzel, Red Bull and Jasmine Tea!" Water Bottle cried. The 2 pigs and Rapunzel turned. "GOLDILOCKS WAS EATEN!!!"
"HOLY PIRANHAS!!!!" Red Bull, the middle pig yelled. Jasmine Tea cried.
"Aww..." Rapunzel tried to comfort Jasmine Tea. Teddae then realised that she was beautiful... and looks asian. An arrow struck in his chest.
"OHMYGOD, TEDDAE, ARE YOU OKAY!?!?" Rapunzel cried. Teddae looked at the arrow. DEFINITELY not a love arrow, lol.
The Prince shot the arrow!!!! Rapunzel was pissed off. She ran out of the house and yelled, "GOLDILOCKS WAS EATEN AND NOW THIS!?!? TEDDAE WAS SHOT BY YOU, DO YOU KNOW THAT!?" She then cried. The prince stared at her.
... and kidnaps her!
"AHHHHHHHH!!!" Rapunzel screamed as the prince carried her away with his prized purple horse.
Water Bottle, Jasmine Tea and Red Bull looked out of the window. "OH NO!!!!! RAPUNZEL WAS KIDNAPPED!"
WB: WHAT SHOULD WE DO FIRST!?!? SAVE RAPUNZEL, OR AVENGE GOLDILOCKS!?!?
the 3 pigs thought and thought. Teddae thought too. Goldilocks... Hmm, maybe he will get gold for avenging bears... her name IS Goldilocks anyway.
"Let's avenge Goldilocks first," Teddae said. The others looked at each other and nodded.
To be continued cus im too lazy, lol.
I didnt even know this will be a Teddae Produxion. haha.
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