Took this quiz from my old blog before... last year.
Now there's a bit ofa change, obviously.
1. What do you want to be when you grow up?
A wanted criminal.
2. Have you ever fallen in love?
I flew with hate.
3. Do you like older guys/ girls?
that's an insulting question, you want me to hate my mum and dad!?!?
4. Who are the most important people to you?
the lemon tea, the green tea and the hamburger. and my cousin.
5. What/Who are you thinking of right now?
why the freaking connection can't do its bid properly.
6. What is your favourite colour?
Black and white and grey.
7. Are you seriously in love?
I'm seriously going to stuff the quiz into the tiger's jaws.
8. Would you cry for the one you love?
*burns the quiz into smitereens*
9. Have you ever failed in life?
34,123,853,677,689,094 times.
10. What is your full name?
Ted.
11.Do you like your first name?
Yeps.
12.How long have you liked the person you currently like?
500 years... She was so elegant, so beautiful... she is vanilla ice cream cake.
13.Have you kissed anyone in the last 48 hours?
I kissed the bottle of green tea, while I was drinking it. The vanilla ice cream cake wasn't so happy about it.
14.Did you cry today ?
Yeah... I broke up with vanilla ice cream cake after she found out about our 'affair'.
15.What are you doing this morning at 8am?
dreaming about butterflies eating butter and turning fat.
16.What are you doing an hour ago?
posting.
17.What are you currently doing?
What a retarded question.
18.Who last texted you a msg?
My cousin.
19.Have you told anybody that you love them today?
The hamster told the moon that he loves the moon for letting him jump over it.
20.Do you miss anyone now?
yes. I miss the chainsaw.
21.Any plans for tomorrow?
nothing much... homework and manga class.
22.Is there anyone you want to be with now?
... *temper gets worse* *summons darkness* *rest of scenario got censored*
23.Name someone who make you smile today.
I smile everyday... *evil grin*
24.Name a friend whose name starts with 'Z'
god ZILLA!!!!!!!!
25.Which of your friend stays closest to you?
my neighbour
26.Do you prefer to call or to text?
My mouth doesn't open much and my hands are used for scrubbing camel's eyelashes, so it should be obvious
27.Was yesterday better than today?
... ... ... yesterday may be better than today but today was better than yesterday more than the extent of yesterday being today, was much better and yet I think that today may be worse and yet better than yesterday and I'm getting confused on yesterdays and todays because I don't know what I'm talking about
28.Can you live a day without tv and your phone?
yeps, I can even live without oxygen! *goes to a vacuum room* *dies*
29.Are you mad about anything now?
i'm always mad at at least ONE thing. ALWAYS. *goes mad with madness*
30.Do you ever think that relationships are really worth it?
Beautiful girls, all over the world. I could be chasin' but my time would be wastin'; they got nothin' on you, baby, nothing on you, baby. -Bruno Mars
31.Last person you visited in a hospital?
My nose.
32.When is your last and second last hug?
3 seconds ago, I hugged my toenail.
33.What does the last text msg in your inbox says?
For those going to the cha*TOOOOOOOOOOT*
34.How do you feel about your life now?
completely lifeless.
35.Do you hate anyone?
nature
36.Last person you called?
My lamb and sheep.
37.Who usually sent you the most texts in a month?
Myself.
Me:Hey!
Me:Yo!
Me:How are you?
Me:Why the poop are you messaging myself!?
38.Is your room messy now?
Yeps. Its messier when I get those kind of goosebumps when the ghost of the hamster that jumped over the moon appears. I get too excited.
39.What are you currently doing?
trying to slice the quiz with a chainsaw.
40.Tag 10 people to do this survey.
vanilla ice cream, baby milk bottle, green tea, lemon tea, comic book, asthmatic newspaper, hamburger, voodoo doll, tamagochi and honey baked ham.
B a c k . u p.