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9-argh whatever, I don't like starters.
The 3 pigs and Teddae passed through a forest... where the big bad wolf lived.
Thankfully, the big bad wolf was already 665 years old, and his back is hurting, teeth dropping, ears drooping and poop smelling(O_o). BUT!!! There is a little good wolf!!!
HOWEVER, don't rest yerr minds just yet... the little good wolf isn't as GOOD as he claimed to be... He roasted pork from a butcher's store!!! *epic gasp*
And so, the 3 pigs were afraid of the little good wolf. As they look around, Teddae already went ahead and they got lost!!!
The 3 pigs were scared... scared of the horrifying pork roaster. They then ran and ran and ran... And RAMBED INTO THE LITTLE GOOD WOLF!!! They SCREAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEDDDDDDD!!! AND the wolf turned into a carrot.
The 3 pigs stared. "Must be our imagination," Red Bull said as he saw a giant carrot.
The 3 pigs then ate the carrot.
Teddae turned and saw that the 3 pigs had disappeared.
"... Who cares." he continued walking and thought of all the gold he could obtain. Just then, he saw the cow that jumped over the moon. He thought, "LEBE."
and soon enough, Lebe, back from her long long vacation came back flying. Ted yelled, "HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAA!!!!!!"
Lebe stared at Teddae. Teddae stared at Lebe. Both of them stared when Lebe started laughing.
They were playing the staring game! *epic gasp*
"Hey, Lebe, whatcha doin' over 'ere, eh?" Teddae asked.
"Lol. I saw you with my super vision and flew down... HELLO WORLD!!! I AM BACK!!!" Lebe waved her hooves at the camera.
"Lebe, mind if you ride me to the 3 bears house?" Teddae asked. Lebe nodded and CARRIED TEDDAE USING HER HOOVES, AND FLEW IN 1 SECOND.
Teddae almost died. Lebe dropped him off and flew away.
Teddae brushed himself. "So this is it," he whispered.
He stared at the house. It was painted with blood. Or so Teddae thought.
"THE THREE BEARS" the gruesome word wrote. Teddae stared, then knocked.
"Who's there~?" a low voice bellowed childishly.
"... It's me. Teddy bear." Teddae said in a serious tone.
The low voice listened. It really sounded like a teddy bear.
"Oh, come in." The door opened. Megabear stared at Teddae and Teddae stared at Megabear.
He really is a teddy bear, Megabear thought.
Teddae went in.
He saw 3 bowls of porridge. One MEGABIG bowl, one MOTHERLY MEDIUM bowl and one TINY bowl. o.o
Megabear sat down and wolfed down the MEGABIG bowl of porridge with MEGA SPEED, the medium bear called Lovelybear ate the medium bowl with love and care and a small bear called IamSmall bear savoured the TINY bowl with TINY sips.
Teddae sat there. He suddenly felt hungry.
He took out his communicator and pressed a button. Immediately, the cow that jumped over the moon galloped here. The bears watched as Teddae told the cow to order food, and immediately it was a MEGA buffet, fancy furniture, soft cloth and golden chair, silver plates of chicken chop, fried chips and fries, vegetables and fruits, and a bowl of century egg porridge, handled with love and care. Teddae took a TINY sip of vodka wine and added it with coke. He sipped it again... and tied a soft hankerchief around his neck. He grabbed the silver forks and knives... AND STARTED WOLFING DOWN THE CHICKEN CHOP, CHIPS, FRIES WITH MEGASPEED!!!
food flew all around the house. The bears stared, and saliva drooled out of their eyes-i mean, mouth.
Teddae then finished the meal by placing the forks and knives back to their original places... and let out a satisfying BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.
The burps made furniture fly out of the house and almost created a hurricane.
And immediately the table was cleared up by the cow and everything was back to normal. "Ahh," Teddae patted his stomach. "That was a nice meal."
The bears' eyes popped out. Immediately their stomachs rumbled.
"Hey, want a meal like mine...?" Teddae asked with his cool attitude. The bears hypnotizingly nodded.
"Alright..." Teddae began. "Who ate Goldilocks?"
Immediately the bears stopped... Megabear stepped foward and roared the MEGA ROAR!!!!
"SO YA WANNA PIECE OF US, EH!?!?!?!!?"
"Bring it on!!! Teddae brought out his kungfu stance.
AND SO THE SHOWDOWN BETWEEN TEDDAE AND THE BEARS!!!! WHO WILL WIN...?
STAY TUNEDDDDD!!!!!
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