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(i really like to surprise myself. ._.)
Porky led Teddae to a plane... Its a friggin G6!!! ._.
(PICTURE IS NOT MINE)
AN EPIC ONE. Teddae GASPED EPICLY.
Porky then hopped in. Teddae climbed in.
Teddae plotted his butteh on teh seateh. He turned to Porkeh and saideh, "Are you going toh piloteh teh plane-teh?"
"Stop speaking in that accent, Ted," Porky said. "It scares me."
"... Okeh Porkeh-"
"I SAID STOP IT!!!" Porky cried. Teddae looked at him. Tears trickled down his eyes.
"... I'm sorry your highness, I didn't mean to-"
"Eh, pilot the ship already leh." Teddae stop crying, smiled and glared at him. Porky o_o-ed and piloted it.
"VVVRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!" The plane started. Teddae turned to Porky. "... Isn't the vroom sound supposed to belong to racer cars?"
"... Uh... I... borrowed it." Porky said.
And they FLEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Out of hell, and crashed up all the way to EARTH!!!
Meanwhile, Elmo and Katy Perry were sitting face to face with each other in a nice, little cafe. They were sippin' a cup of strawberry milkshake, lovey dovey look on their faces.
"Elmo loves strawberry milkshake, do you, Katy-" Elmo started to ask when the whole cafe EXPLODEDDDDDDDD. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!" The epic explosion exploded in an explosive matter that is worse than an explosion that's going to explode.
AND A G6 APPEARED!!!!!!! WITH TEDDAE AND PORKY!!!!
"HOLY CRAP!!!" Mickey Mouse screamed, his and Minnie's table beside Elmo and Katy. Elmo spotted Teddae. He glared... and chased after them. uh oh.
Elmo managed to grab hold of the feet of teh G6!!! Katy called out to Elmo. "ELLLMMMOOO!!!!"
"Don't worry Katy, everything will be okay soon!" Elmo winked. Katy fainted and lay there motionless.
"Where are we going, Porky?" Teddae asked. Porky looked at the Magic tracker device.
"There are too many yellow dots... The dots represent the people who contain magic in them. So, we're going to the nearest dot first... To Gardenland."
Teddae WTH-ed. Gardenland? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT!!?!?!??!?!?!
Well folks, i am too lazy, i admit, so... TO BE CONTINUED, lol.
