ON THE LAST EPISODE OF, LIL RAPUNZEL SEQUEL!!!
Charles got hit by a cat with a wok.
On the next episode of CHARLE'S HAPPY STORY!!!
Charles woke up to find himself in a dim and checkered wonderland. He then knew of the situation and called for Swanny.
"SWANNNNYYYY!!!!!1 ROYAL DUCK!!!!" he yelled. "......... Cookie?"
"Oh, so you're awake," a voice was heard. The lights came up. Charles was chained in a king's seat.
A blond haired babe reeled a roller chair and turned to him. She crossed her legs.
Charles stared at her. She was the most beautiful maiden he had ever seen, much prettier than wispy haired Rapunzel.
"Hello, froggiella," the girl said. She was wearing a simple white and red dress. She walked towards him.
"... Hello babe," Charles stared at the girl.
"My name's Alice, I'm NOT A BABY ANYMORE!!!!!!" the girl suddenly cried like a crybaby. Charles eyebled.
"... okay... You... look cute when crying," Charles said as he tried to embrace and comfort Alice. Alice blushed.
"... really?"
"yep, really," the frog said.
All of a sudden her voice changed into a witches' tone.
"THEN DO YERR FREAKING WORK!!! CLEAN MY ROOM!!!"
Charles was scared out of his wits. He was then released from the chains. He took this opportunity to escape.
When a stuffed dog holding a chainsaw stopped him.
"TRYIN TO ESCAPE WILL YA!?!??!?" Alice yelled. "I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN ME ROOM!!!" if the voice that I described to you wasn't scary enough, she sounded like an old woman baring her fangs at a mouse.
"EEP!!!" Charles cried. "WAIT!!! WHERE'S SWANNY!?!?"
"That pathetic swan?" Alice grinned. "We cooked her up and ate her."
Charles stared at Alice. He stared. Stared and stared. And Charles laughed. He can't keep up the staring game, lol. Anyway, he got serious.
He stared and tears welled up in his eyes. "... she died?"
Alice saw his look on his face. Suddenly the dog lowered its chainsaw.
"You can pass," the rabbit said in a pig's voice.
"WUT!!!" Alice was pissed. She summoned moar toyz to block Charles. But the toys won't do it. They froze on the spot.
Alice then tried to chase Charles, but he disappeared into the darkness. Alice threw a tantrum and cried.
Somewhere deep in Wonderland, Charles tried to escape. But it was full of Hearts and Spades, and a lot of confusion; and he grieved when he found that he lost Swanny, to some... creep.
Just then...
"Boo."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Charles screamed. then he heard some voice laugh. He looked and it was the cat!!! The same cat who... hit him with a wok.
"Sorry I hid you," the cat apologized. "Name's Cheshire, and I-"
"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!" Charles yelled. "SWANNY'S EATEN!!! BY SOME CREEP OLD WOMAN AND-"
"Oh god, Alice," Cheshire sighed. "She can be mad at times, since she's suffering from an iamsomadicantstanditanymoreineedtokillpeoplewithachainsawandeatthem curse."
"... what?"
"She's suffering from an iamsomadicantstanditanymoreineedtokillpeoplewithachainsawandeatthem curse."
"... wut" Charles said.
"an iamsomadicantstanditanymoreineedtokillpeoplewi-"
"OKAY OKAY I GET IT," Charles can't stand it anymore.
"Swanny's with the Mad Hatter, by the way," Cheshire said. "Requested the Mad Hatter for a small amount of fee."
"... How much?"
"1 rupia."
Charles stared at Cheshire. That is cheep. Cheep Cheep, said the chick.
Cheshire then led the way to the Mad Hatter's house.
Cheshire stood on 2 legs and knocked on the door. Charles stared at him.
Cheshire then opened the door without warning. Charles's head is full of questions.
The room was dark. Just then, Charles noticed someone with a top hat moving.
And a face bathed in bright light appeared. "HELLO!!!"
Charles SCREAMED!!!!
"HAHAHAHA!!!" the guy laughed. Cheshire rolled his eyes.
"This is the mad hatter," the cat said. He then sunk back... And closed the door.
Charles's whole frog body was shaking. He was scared to death.
"Name's Mad Hatter, but you can call me Mad Hatter," the guy said. He laughed madly, then clicked his fingers and the lights came on.
Surprisingly, the Mad Hatter was a fine young black haired man. His looks could attract any girl, just like Alice could to the guys.
"Here is your swan," the Mad Hatter laughed madly in a mad manner (which isn't surprising with him being the mad Mad Hatter which is actually mad in 2 meanings of the whole madness in this house and I think I'm mad cus I don't know what the mad am I talking about)
He then took out Swanny from the cupboard and threw it to Charles. He then kicked them out and slammed the door.
"WAIT!!!" Charles was mad. "HOW THE HELL AM I GUNNA CARRY THIS SWAN!?!?"
Cheshire suddenly appeared and teleported Charles and Swanny back.
Charles and Swanny found themselves in a royal castle. "Oh my god!" Swanny gasped epically.
"My-my home!!!"
Charles stared. "Oh, this is one BIG castle."
they were in the princess' royal chamber. However, there is no princess in this room.
"Charles tried to pop his head outside the door. There were cheap posters full of 'MISSING PRINCESS' at the walls. The servants were hurrying up. Just then, one servant went to the princess's room.
Luckily, Charles and Swanny hid under the bed. "Now go back to your pet house, or dog house of pigsty or whatever," Charles said.
He then saw something on Swanny's mole. A glittery something.
He then knew something... "Lower yer head Swanny."
Swanny lowered her head.
"Closer."
Swanny lowered.
"Closer."
"You know, I would, but your breath smells like sh*t," Swanny said.
"Oh whatever," Charles said. He then hopped to Swanny's beak.
He clung to her beak. And did the most unexpected thing. He kissed her.
Charles turned into a prince for an instant. He stared at Swanny. She's still a swan.
Wait, Charles thought. How can a SWAN make me turn into a... prince?
Swanny stared at Charles. "... My real name is Elizabeth XXX, just call me Elise," she said. "... I am a princess of this castle. I turned into a swan because... Well, Obese wanted to steal my beauty for himself."
"... wut" An old man wants a maiden's beauty? "You know what?" Charles said.
"If it's an old lady it will make perfect sense. But Obese is a man. You know what? Screw that. Tell me how you can turn back."
"Only Obese can turn me back, but I can turn back if I drink Milo," Elise explained.
"... wut"
"Yeah. But well, I can't find any milo..." Elise said.
"How about if I help you?" Charles rubbed his Roxas hair and grinned.
He then disguised himself as a noble woman and rushed out with Swanny to find cocoa beans.
After that Charles rushed back and went to the kitchen to cook the beans.
The maids stared at Charles as he ground the powder and magically transformed them into milo powder. Then he poured water to it. The maids then tried to cook it for the king.
Charles handed the drink to Elise and she drank it. She then transformed into a beautiful maiden.
Well... she still had that mole on her cheek.
But the guards suddenly saw her, Elise explained everything, bla bla bla... And Elise removed her mole using the latest technology of plastic surgery and Charles and her got married eventually.
And the kingdom soon had milo as its latest trend.
That's the end of Charles's happy story. lol.
What dya think of it? I know you know they know that you think it's ridiculous, so to say.
The end.
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