wow, late night post cus I decided not to watch Grandia II. Then watched a Maple series called Elegy. Then found out that IT WAS VERY SIMILAR TO GRANDIA II AND CUS OF THAT I dun... i dun... i dun... doooooooom11!!1!!!!111!1!1!!!!! *tongue tied*
Anyway, hello. I know I haven't been updating my ted prodx blog for so long, and my stats are all jumping cus they are too excited for G6xes. Wow, Iceberg.
Anyway, on to the Ted Prodx part. It's writer's block. YES, WRITER'S BLOCK. WHERE THEY BLOCK YOU OF YOUR BLOG. or... something.
Yeeeaaaah. And so, the gummy bear got eaten by the wolf. The end.
No that's not the end of teh post. YOU HATH BEEN MISUNDERSTOOD.
And... GRANDIA ****ING ROCCKKKSSSS!!! but of course the later games always suck... *mumbles* like Final Fantasy... always only caring about the graphics...*mumbles*
*sigh* it is very sad. School is starting... suddenly Life just got worse by 200000%.....
AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO DREAMLAND AND SLEEP FOREVER UNTIL I'M DEAD! Or... I can just easily kill myself by commiting seppuku or jumping down the building.
Wow, I'm goddamn emo. Oh yeah speaking of emo, Grandia II actually.... made me ggoddamn emo. O.O I mean the STORYLINE !@#$%^& ROCKS AND MADE ME BURY A HOLE IN WONDERFULLAND AND STICK MY HEAD IN LIKE A TURKEY!!! or issit an ostrich? ... I dunno...
But ANYWAY, I'M GUNNA MAKE A PLAYFORMER GAME!!! *sings* HELL YEAH MAN!!! but well... I still suck. *stares at game maker complications* *bangs head down the table*
And, I think I'm a bit TOO GODDAMN EXPLAINY SO YEAH. BUT IT'S GODDAMN 12.49AM IN THE MORNIN'. LALALALA.
...
I think I should write another story.
to liven you up from yerr boring life.
with imagination.
right now.
right here.
and i shouldn't keep leaving spaces.
nor finger spaces.
ONCE UPON A TIME!!! THERE LIVED A.... wait. I keep saying Once upon a time... isn't it high time I stop? What about.... er... Oh yeah! I got it. Hi everybody!!! okay that was lame. Let's try something else... sigh FORGET IT I'M RUNNIN' OUT OF TIME.
There lived a Nutcracker. He looked like a rabbit. But he was a Nutcracker that was turned into a rabbit. His job was to crack nuts. Obviously. One day he met a witch, just like in the fairytales... and yeah she turned him into a rabbit. For no freaking reason.
You know what? I never understand the evil people. They go around doing stuff that makes no sense, I mean, wasting their time trying to... argh, nevermind, forget it, maybe that's their nature. Maybe they... maybe it's fate. Well what I know is that it IS fate for me to die. And continue the story.
This nutcracker tried to crack nuts with his teeth but his teeth cracked instead. And he decided to find Merlin. So he went on a long arduous journey to find that goddamn wizard. Gosh, he thought. Why can't Merlin just appear in front of me right now?
And Merlin appeared! He was... wearing a princess costume. Nutcracker eyebled. And well Merlin blushed. O.p........
Then Merlin told Nutcracker that he could grant any wish. I mean, Nutcraker wants Merlin here so Merlin appeared. Nutcracker immediately banged his head against the soil. And he wished Merlin back to his... gay castle and wished he was a normal man once more........
And so... Nutcracker was a man once moar... The end.
... THAT'S A STUPID STORY. AND THUS WE ARE GOIN TO CONTINUE... THE PREVIOUS STORY. The one on my previous post.
by the way the one in the box was for those who didn't get a chance to read my previous post. For those of you who did and still read it, HAHAHA!!!
Once upon a time a chicken dreamt of flying. He had been dreaming of those lands and stuff, like candyland, and er... cliffs, seas, and he wanted to find candyland. So he tried to flap his wings and jump off a cliff. but then Gravity decided to play a joke on this poor chicken and pulled the chicken down, resulting in its death. Gravity then realised what he had done and was goddamn sad. He then decided to ask Life to revive the chicken. But Life declined. She said, "get yerr goddamn asses to Hell and do something about it, don't ask meh to do something like that again to yerr toys."
Then, the creator got bored and was typing in one hand and so the story shall and.
To be continued
Gravity went to Hell. He met Cerubus and threw him to... the HOLE OF DOOOMMM1!!!!!!1!!! Then he met Hades. He asked for the chicken. Hades declined and Gravity threatened him by holding him towards his own HOLE OF DOOOMMMM!!!!m1!!!1!!!!!
Gravity's phone then rang and he picked it up. He then accidentally dropped Hades.
"NNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Both screamed. Gravity felt sad that he wasn't able to revive chicken and decided to live his life never disturbing others again.
And so he went back to Earth and lived happily ever after.
The end.
And so I shall sleep and can't wait to dream of another EPIC ADVENTURE!!!
or my dad's gunna kill me.
Bye.
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