Anyway, doin a lil sequel on MY OWN Rapunzel story. Actually the story involves all sorts of fairy tales, as seen on the frog prince and bikini girl. lol.
The spiderman ate the frog prince up. The prince turned into a frog again. The spiderman turned into a spider, and the frog ate the spider's insides, and escaped.
The frog then gave up trying to find a maiden to kiss him.
BUT, there was an old man who released a swan in the pond. The frog eched closer to it.
Other frogs also hopped to the swan. Ducks envy the graceful swan... before they saw a mole on the swan's cheek. They SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEDDDDDD!!! And hopped away.
The frogs also hopped away. But the frog prince just stared at the swan. He didn't even notice the mole. The swan saw the frog and spoke.
"Hello, my dear friend!!" The frog got disappointed. The swan's voice was all quacky and he hated that.
"... er hey," the frog said. "My name's... Charles XXVII."
"Ooh, nice name!" the swan said. "It's like you're a prince!!"
"... huh? Where are you from?" Charles looked at the swan. How does she know that?
"... Oh, I was a... I was a royal pet," the swan said. "My name's... Swan...ny."
"wut" the frog said. Swanny. Royal pet named Swanny.
"I was captured by... the old man, Obese. Obese then... released me," Swanny said.
what a stupid story, Charles thought.
He then sank into the water and brought out some duckweed.
"Here," he said.
"What is it?" Swanny made a 'yuck!!!' face.
"... a duckweed. Ya gunna learn how to eat this, royal pet."
"... Eat a duck's weed?"
"NO IT'S A DUCKWEED."
"... oh... Weed for ducks to... sit on?"
"GOD you're idiot." Charles cried. He then hopped onto a lily pad.
Then he noticed a mole on Swanny's cheek. He SCREAMED!!! and hopped off.
Swanny cried. Cried till the night.
At night, Charles yawned. He needed to sleep and had been tangled in a plant all day after playing hide and seek with a frog named Megan Fox.
Charles chose a comfy spot to sleep. And he slept.
Then, someone abducted him.
He woke up to find himself in a SEAFOOD RESTAURANT!!! He was trapped in glass with other frogs!!!!1!!!
Charles cried. He shouldn't have slept in the comfy spot. He shouldn't have slept on the spotted mushroom which is a comfy spot which makes people able to spot him in a very sporty way.
Now he needed to escape!!! He tried to look for an exit, but to no avail. Just then the chef grabbed him!!! Is that the end of him!?
Charles's heart skipped a beat. He was put on a chopping board. Then the chef took out a chopper knife and grinned. Charles cried. That's the end of him.
and... the knife landed on him...
NOT!!! Swanny flew in. It distracted the chef and grabbed Charles before flying out. But its leg was injured.
Swanny and Charles flew and flew. Charles was surprised. "HOW DID YOU FIND ME!?!?"
"I... er... I saw you being carried away and I had to save you!!"
Charles doubt it.
Just then, an arrow struck the swan, and it fell down. Charles cried.
"SWANNY!!!" He tried to drag her but she waz too heavy.
Just then a cat saw the commotion and dragged Swanny away. Charles tried to stop him by pulling Swanny away. But the cat hit him with a spoon. Charles didn't give up.
The cat hit him with a keyboard. He still didn't give up.
The cat hit him with a Crayole color pencil. He still didn't give up.
The cat hit him with a wok. Charles passed out.
AND DIED!
THE END.
No I'm just kidding.
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