Last time on, Rapunzel's s0-called epic tale:
Rapunzel is stuck on a tower. Epic stuff happened to her. Some bikini girl carried Teddae away, claiming she's MEDUSA. *epic gasp* Then some frog claimed that he has watery golden eyes and a Roxa's hairstyle if someone kissed him. Then some fat guy claimed that his son wanted her hand in marriage. But, as Rapunzel waited and slept for the night, she woke up and found a human with a ROXAS hairstyle by her bed!!! *epic gasp* then she was abducted by the fat guy whose son is dressed in a bride's dress.
And now, for the continuation of, RAPUNZEL KENA EPICALLY CAPTURED!!!
"Owww!!!" Rapunzel cried. "My hair!"
she looked out of the window. The frog prince was holding her hair.
She looked back at the aeroplane. The 'bride' took off his dress.
He looked like......... Hibari Kyoya, from KHR.
Rapunzel did a
face.He was pretty cool over there and said, "I'll bite you to death."
Rapunzel's heart was struck in an arrow. She fell unconscious. The frog prince's weight then pulled her down and they fell...
They landed on a sofa. Rapunzel yelled at the frog prince. "WTF ARE YOU DOING!?!? I FINALLY MET MY TRUE PRINCE CHARMING!!! HIBARI KYOYA!!!!! AND YOU HAD TO RUIN IT!!!"
The frog prince then went emo. He cried. Rapunzel looked around. They were in candyland. They were sittin on a marshmellow. Rapunzel ate a small piece. So soft. So tasty. She ate whe whole marshmellow... And bit the prince's butt.
"OWW!!!" the prince cried. Rapunzel covered her mouth. The prince's butt is incredibly... soft. O.O
The prince continued emoing. He then took out his iPad and tried to access the internet, but there was no connection. No wi-fi in candyland. He cried and cried. "WAAAHHHHH!!!"
"So noisy," Rapunzel thought. She then dragged her hair. "Oh my god, this hair is freaking long," she said. Suddenly, she missed Barbie. And her fuji apples.
"God, stop crying already," she said to the frog prince. He stopped.
"... what's your name?" he asked.
"Dammit all!?" she got impatient. "Ever heard of the long haired girl named RAPUNZEL!?!?"
"... but her hair was golden in color."
"ERGGHHHH!!!" Rapunzel slapped her head. She was getting fed up.
"All because of you I lost my Hibari. And now... You upset me-"
just then they heard aeroplane sounds. It was the A380 again!!! They came to pick Rapunzel up!!!
Rapunzel squealed. She quickly jumped in. The frog prince stared. He didn't grab her this time. He started to walk away.
When Rapunzel's hair tangled his foot and brought him along.
O.O
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