Seldom have Ted Prodx anymore... oh well.
Created a third character for my video, Aeone. Had less Clandestine time... and blogging time.
Oh well. who cares. It's the same with exams, only worse.
Anyway, shall tell y'all a short story.
Once upon a time there lived Rapunzel. Rapunzel loved peanuts and her dad and mom would always give her peanuts before she grew teeth and she almost choked to death after swallowing them. One day a witch named Barbie stole her from her parents and her parents cried for 17 years, resulting in a flood in the village.
17 years passed, Rapunzel grew. Her hair grew too. She was trapped in a tall tower and always sitting there, waiting for... the sky to fall down. Her hair grew 39521689 hectares long, And Barbie would visit her everyday, by saying, "Rapunzel Rapunzel... Let down your deliciously long silver hair."
"Stop it, grandma," Rapunzel would say to 27 year old Barbie. "I'm not grey haired. I'm not old."
"Oh whatever, dear, just let down your goddamn hair already," Barbie said.
Rapunzel let down her beautiful hair. Well... it isn't so beautiful. It's full of dandruff, and was VERY tangled. Barbie had to hold her breath when climbing up. She's allergic to dandruff.
Barbie would give her apples to eat. She said apples contain collegen to make the skin smoother and softer, which was too untrue. But Rapunzel's skin still grew white and smooth.
Well, Barbie wasn't jealous, cus her skin was whiter, paler than any Snow White in the world. lol.
One day Rapunzel heard a horse galloping. She thought, "At last my prince has come!!!" And looked out of the window.
Instead, it wasn't a prince. It was a... girl. She was dressed in a bikini and riding a horse.
"Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair," the girl said.
Rapunzel made an 'EWWWWW' face. "You're not a boy!!!" she yelled.
"... Of course not. Look at my bikini, babe." the girl said. "I'm a... platypus."
"wut" Rapunzel said.
Just then a frog hopped and said to the bikini girl, "hello! I'm the frog prince. Once you kiss me I will turn into a handsome prince, with watery golden eyes and an epic Roxas hairstyle. Wanna give it a try?"
"Eww," the bikini girl said. "I prefer teddy bears to some slimy frog."
"Oh, talkin to me?" Teddae suddenly appeared out of nowhere and smirked. The bikini girl blushed.
"Oh, my, god. You look SOOOO CUTE!!!" the girl then cuddled Teddae and they rode away.
"So what's your name babe?" Teddae asked.
"Oh, my name? It's Medusa."
Teddae O_______p-ed.
Meanwhile, the frog turned to Rapunzel and asked, "May I know how this beautiful lady ended up-croak there?"
"Oh... Erm... Barbie trapped me in the tower..."
"Oh! Fear not, my lady. I-croak shall save you-croak."
The frog then looked for a wooden door. None. A ladder. None.
"Er, I have... my hair for climbing up." Rapunzel said. She then let down her hair.
"Oh-croak..." the frog stared at it. Dandruff. Grey hair.
"... Does your mom have grey hair-croak?"
"... no." Rapunzel said. "I just dyed it a few weeks ago. It's the... latest fashion."
"... oh." The frog then started climbing up. The frog had to hold his webbers while he climbed.
Then he reached the top.
"Oh hey m'lady, what's your-croak name?" the frog stood at the window. He then slipped and fell. He then died.
Rapunzel stared. She flew with rage. "I WANTED TO MEET MY PRINCE CHARMING WITH WATERY GOLDEN EYES AND WITH KINDOM HEARTS ROXAS HAIRSTYLE, AND ALL I HAVE TO DO IS KISS THE FREAKING FROG!!! AND YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME!!??? WHY, ST.PETER!?!? WHY!?!?"
Just then Rapunzel heard a car vroom vroom.
She looked out. It was a black fancy car. it stopped by the tower.
Out came a fat guy.
He then climbed the tower, using Rapunzel's hair.
Rapunzel was afraid she'd marry him.
"Oh, hello m'lady," he let himself in. "I ask for my son's hand in marriage."
"... what?" Rapunzel was elated. But she had doubts.
"But... How am I gunna climb down?"
"... Oh. Erm... Please wait for 5 hours."
With that the fat guy climbed down and drove away the car.
Rapunzel waited. While eating dried Fuji apples. While doing makeup. While playing the PSP. While using the iPhone 6. While using the computer, going to facebook, chatting with Barbie and her friends.
And after 5 hours, Rapunzel combed her beautiful long hair. It's 9 o clock and she has to sleep. She slept on the bed.
9 hours passed. Rapunzel woke up.
"... OHMYGODTHEMARRIAGE!!!" she cried. She then turned to look at the window when she saw a stranger. Sleeping by her bed.
"When did this become a romantic movie..." she thought. "... MAYBE IT IS!!! MAYBE I'M STARRING AT DISNEY'S RAPUNZEL: A TANGLED TALE!!!" She looked at the guy.
"... OMG HE HAS ROXA'S FREAKING HAIRSTYLE!!!" she cried. "... But Disney's A Tangled Tale 'prince' doesn't have Roxa's hairstyle..."
Her cries woke the guy up.
"... yooo." he said. "How are you-croak."
Rapunzel gasped epically. He was familiar... In a voice-way.
"... Dumbledore?"
"... I'm the frog prince dammit." he yawned.
"... I thought you died?" Rapunzel said.
She stared at him.
"... Really-croak?"
"... How did you NOT die?"
"Croak. I drank the Red Bull." he took out a can of Red Bull.
"It keeps you alive-croak."
"... wut, that doesn't even make sense. How did you climb up then?"
"I drank Red Bull. Energy drink."
"... Oh well, who cares. As long as Prince charming is-"
VROOOOOMMM!!!
It's a black A380!!!
"... huh?"
The fat guy came out of the plane into the tower. "Miss, I therefore escort you to my son."
Rapunzel looked at the frog prince. She then looked at the guy.
"I need to see your son first."
"Alright then."
The fat guy went in the A380 and escorted a... bride out of the A380. She was veiled.
Rapunzel walked closer and unlifted the veil. It was... A GUY!!!
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Rapunzel nose-bled.
"... forget it. I'll choose the frog prince." Rapunzel said.
The guys didn't listen. The 'bride' grabbed Rapunzel and shoved her inside.
"OMG noo!" the frog prince yelled.
He then grabbed her 39521689 hectares-long hair and climbed to the A380...
WOW, THIS ISN'T A SHORT STORY AT ALL. You know, I feel like making a comic out of it... It'll be moar fun. What dya say? (:
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