Yeah. this is just a random story, just for laughs. I just wanna enjoy and get a good laugh, instead of writing serious stuff all the time. I think I'd rather train up on my humor. I've been a bit serious lately.
Anyway...
CONTINUATION!!! AND HOPEFULLY THE LAST OF THE LAST OF RAPUNZEL!!!
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Rapunzel found herself in town. She has never seen town before so she SCREAMMEDDDDDD!!!! And ran to a dark alley.
She was kidnapped by some ninja that teleported all the way to the Mushroom Kingdom. Along with her hair.
She then saw Princess Peach and ran to her.
"Oh my god. You look sooo pretty!!!" Rapunzel cried. Princess Peach was surprised.
"Oh hello! You have such a long hair. You look really beautiful too. What's your nam-"
Just then Bowser Jr jumped down out of nowhere and grabbed Peach, running off.
"Oh my yogurt smoothie!!!" Rapunzel yelled. She then held her hair and used it to grab Bowser Jr. Bowser Jr yelped and was pulled down but Peach was still up!!!
"HEY!!!" Rapunzel cried as she ran after the uncontrollable-flight Peach.
Peach SCREAMMMEDDDD!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, Toad knocked on Mario's door and yelled, "PRINCESS PEACH IS CAPTURED BY AN INVINSIBLE FLYING AIR FORCE!!!"
Mario was sleeping in his bed. He dreamt of ooglops and Bahamut chasing after him. Bahamut was eating the ooglops while chasing him.
Rapunzel then tied her hair and quickly used it to grab Peach. But she can't pull her down!!! Rapunzel was carried away by the INVINSIBLE FLYING AIR FORCE!!! *epic gasp*
They landed in Bowser's castle. Peach groaned.
"Oh god damnit, why does this always have to happen!?" She cried.
"You mean this happens all the time...?" Rapunzel asked.
"HELL YEAH!!! I mean, we have to go through this bloody level to get to Bowser's castle, then fight him, then get captured by him, then make Mario save me again..."
Peach sighed. Rapunzel raised an eyebrow. For a pretty princess she could easily swear a lot.
"Hey, then why don't you just go out of the window and escape, then get a milkshake?" Rapunzel asked. Peach slapped her forehead.
"OH GOD!!! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!?!?" she cried. Then she took Perry the umbrella from her pocket and floated out of the window with Rapunzel.
They then went to candyland and had a milkshake, milk+chocolate river+random cup found in Peach's pocket.
Rapunzel then lived happily ever after in candyland.
And got fatter and fatter. with Peach.
Then later they saw a gingerbread house and went in. The witch saw how fat they are, then she tricked the two to go in the oven to cook them up. The girls died and went to Heaven.
They lived happily ever after in Heaven, being angels.
The end.
Meanwhile Mario was still dreaming of Bahamut and ooglops. Then he realised that Cloud Strife was riding Bahamut. Cloud then threw his sword to Mario and stabbed him.
The end.
Before I wrote this story, I asked my brother for ideas.
My brother told me his version of deciding Rapunzel's fate. owo
Rapunzel soon found Charles. She managed to persuade him. Charles was touched in the end and decided to have 2 wives. In the end they lived happily ever after with 2 wives fighting constantly due to a iamsostupidicannotstanditanymoreineedtokillpeoplewithachainsaw curse. :D
Charles: wut
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