Oi hath been waitin' for thou, mate.
And oi know that oi am speakin' american. or somethin'. lol.
Thanks to 'te book oi hath borrowed. Oi started to read et and oi fell in love with et.
okay okay shall not speak american anymore...
Sigh.
I'm in school now, havin cca. it's kinda obvious that I'm in the com lab.
Doing nothing much.
Yay, tomorrow I'm gunna have art lesson!!!!!!
Wait. Wait. I just realised something. I guess Thursday, Friday and Saturday are the three consecutive days in my whole week to do art. lol.
Well... Time for a fanfic!
I think...
Oh yeah, almost forgot.
My english teacher gave me his blog! well that isn't VERY updated. He said he's opening one soon.
Erm, I can't show it here. Cus I haven't told him my blog yet. Let's be fair to each other.
oh well. I guess I have to master my courage to tell him about this blog. Or something. Despite the amount of swears I've censored.
*sigh* what kind of fanfic should I write today? ...
Forget it, I'll write a random story.
There was once a book named Assesment. It felt unloved; the children all hated this book. It decided to drink champagne. But then it wet itself as the wine spilled on it and crashed on the floor. The mother then sweeped its remains and sent it to the hospital(or incinerator).
Asssessment was then accused of murdering the wine bottle. It then felt really bad and decided to kill itself. And so, it tried to jump from the 24 storey high building. But then it hit an old man dead on the head and the old man died.
Assessment then felt even more emo. It tried to drown itself in tap water but to no avail. but one day, while it was watching TV, it saw a save-the-earth commercial where paper was thrown to the bin and burnt. The commercial then said, "Conserve the Earth."
Assessment then finally remembered paper is highly flammable. He then struck himself with a matchstick and burnt himself. Little that he know that he's burning the matchstick to death too.
The end.
That was a random story...
One day I'd like to show off my drawings and listen to you critisizing about my showoff. Then I'd just emo and try to kill myself. Nah just kiddin'... Until then.
Tres Bien!
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