Rackin' muh brains on a mindless powerpoint, pondering on this damn project question the teacher has given me:
"How can I contribute to the project work in terms of support and teamwork?"
IT'S A DAMN THING YOU KNOW, A DAMN THING. Er... well, maybe a DAMN HARD thing...
Then I had a random conversation with a random classmate, from talking about Robotics to talking about buying a cotton or paper coffin to send me to lalaland, then my classmate dying from a heart attack because I jumped down a building and I got sued in lalaland for making a person die. As a result I can't eat marshmellows anymore. Then I got sent to hell and have to listen to Hades cry for 129 days cos Apollo, his favorite son, got to Heaven.
Okay, setting this aside, I think I update too much, heheh. But who cares about that.
Anyway, today's topic is about... getting used to stuff.
I know I always talk about the chim an' detailed things, that really go in depth, and so I shall make it simple for y'all to understand this very chim simple logic of mine residing in my over-genius head.
You know, if you try hard to actually appease your elders, of course, they'll be happy and contented. But then if you keep doing that, actually, you'll be taken just a bit, for granted.
Basically, this is my opinion, but other people, from time to time, won't know how to react to this kind of situation anymore. They're being tired, or just shy about making the same move again, for smiling or what, I don't know.
That always happened to me, lol. i really don't know what to react with my elders or adults, or whatnot, even my classmates, and I noted my relatives' reaction everytime
I try to talk to them, saying the same old things like 'Take care!' or something like that.
Well, if you still don't know what I mean then nevermind, cus I guess you all will find it kinda difficult to communicate one day.
And ENOUGH OF DA BORIN' STUFF!!!!!!!! NOW, EYE SHALL WHIP OUT SOME ICE CREAM FOR Y'ALL TO SHARE!!!
Lebe: ... wut?
Ted: YES EYE NOE I'M BEIN' RANDOM, BUT EAT IT. EAT IT NAW. *hands over grass ice cream*
Lebe: ... issit pounded grass with whipped cream imported from Antartica?
Ted: HOW DID YOU KNOW!?!? *epic gasp*
Lebe: ... I eat marshmellows
Ted: ... oh sh-
*Lebe eats Teddae up*
Ted: ... god he mistook me for a goddamn mushroom again... ARARARARARA. So eye shalll start by chewing his... OOH OOH LOOK!!! IS THAT THE LATEST EDITION OF SUBWAY RECIPE, THE SOCKAMANIA!?!? HE SWALLOWED IT WHOLE!?!? HELL MAN, I'M EATIN IT NAW!!!
*Teddae grabs the Sockamania and chews it*
Ted:... BLEEEEGGGHHHHHH!!!!*vomits* IT SMELLS AND TASTES LIKE SOCKS!!!
Random White blood tissue: Cus it's called Sockamania you dumbass.
Ted: ....
Meanwhile...
Lebe: ... feels like I swallowed Hydrochloric acid... HOLY SHET DON'T TELL ME
*Lebe poops Ted out*
Ted: WTF LEBE!!! D: I WAS HAVIN' A GOOD TIME BELLY DANCIN' IN YERR STOMACH!!!
Lebe: ...wtf is thar- IMA FIRIN' DA LAZUH!!!! BRAUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Ted got pwned by Lebe with DA LAZUH!!!!!!!!!!!*
Ted went to lalaland because he died.
Ted: ... Hello? Moshi moshi? Ha luo? Selamat pagi?
Ted saw Jill from Resident evil.
Ted: WTH ITS RESID-
Jill fires da lazuh to Ted.
And so Ted went to hell.
He saw Hades weep for 129 days.
Then he saw Cerubus turning into Barney the dinosaur on the period Hades was crying.
Then because he got bored, he had a plan to get the damn purple ghosts out.
Hades then stopped crying. Ted then went to heaven. He disturbed the angels and they tried to gang rape him. OoO But he escaped to Apollo.
"Apollo!!! I found some girl that admires you a lot!!!" Ted cried. Apollo was very depressed.
"... leave me alone..."
"C'MON YA FLUTEZ!!! DON'T BE A LAZEH BUM!!!" Ted yelled and whipped Apollo. "HADES WANTS YOU TO MARRY THIS GODDAMN GIRL ALREADY!!!"
Apollo's eyes perked up.
"WTF RREAAALLLLLYY!!?!?!?!?!?? MY UNCLE WANTS ME TO MARRY A RANDOM GIRL THAT ADMIRES ME!?!??! YAYYYY!!!"
Teddae eyebled.
Teddae then escorted Apollo to hell. Hades saw Apollo and immediately stopped crying.
"MUH NEPHEW!!!! YOU ARE BACKKKKKKK!!!!!!!" he threw his arms around Apollo. Then Teddae took out his chainsaw and was ready to kill Apollo, but Hades's arms were so tight they broke Apollo's neck. "KLUK!!!" it went.
Apollo went back to heaven. O_p
Hades stared at the god forsaken body. He then called for Eurydice.
"... My dear maiden..." Hades began. He then created blue fire and told her, "step inside this damn cold fire... now."
Eurydice had to obey. She stepped into the blue fire. Then Eurydice disappeared and Apollo appeared.
"... Uncle?" the god of light stared at Hades.
"... APOLLO!!!" Hades cried for joy. "THANKS TO EURYDICE WE FINALLY MET AGAIN!!!"
"... what? Did you say..."
Apollo stared at Hades.
"... oh, shucks. Forgot she's your daughter..." Hades opened his eyes wide.
This time Apollo got pissed. "WTF!!! UNCLE!!!!! SHE IS MUH OWN DAUGHTER YOU KNOW!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HER!?!? HOW COULD YOU- HOW COULD YOU SACRIFICE HER TO SOME-"
"Apollo, I can explain..."
"STOP IT UNCLE!!! THAT IS MY DAUGHTER!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!?!?" Apollo then shone, bright light all over in Hell and turned the ghosts into angels. Ted eyebled. Hades was burnt by the light and disappeared into thin air.
Apollo then looked and looked. He then stared at Teddae.
"... You have a daughter?" Teddae asked.
"... yeah, why?" Apollo asked.
"... how many wives do you have?"
"Let's see, I haven't really married, but I fathered a lot of children with a few women..."
"... oh." Teddae stared at him. "... how old are you?"
"I'm OVER 9000!!!! Years old."
"... wut" Teddae nosebled. He then said, "... So... where's Orpheus?"
"Probably diggin' up the sunsets or jumpin' on people, like Johnny Cade or Ponyboy-"
"WTF WHEN DID IT TURN INTO OUR ENGLISH LITERATURE BOOK, THE OUTSIDERS!?!?"
.... did I just write something random?
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