Anyway, ON THE LAST-oh to the heck with it.
Startin' in 5 seconds.
-waits for 10 seconds-
lol.
*starts the story*
Ruffles grabbed Celefairy and jumped into the endless pit of grape juice!!!!
Celefairy SCREAMEDDDDDD!!!!!! and cursed herself for randomly following a random 13 year old boy. And then regretted cursing herself cus she would be dead if she was brought to the king to be beheaded.
Then they fell. Celefairy squeezed Ruffles's hand so tight he wanted to scream too. And so he let out a manly scream.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And then they landed in the endless grape juice... ...
And Ruffles died. I'm sorry to say, that the story ends here. Yes, I lost motivation. Just like in my Teddae Produxion... So...
The end.
Wow, that was one hellova story isn't it? Sad to say I'm... continuing it! :D
Lol, did your heart sink down for a sec? Nah, I know it won't. This series started to get pretty lame. But still gunna write it cus I want to.
Anyway, continuing the story...
Ruffles squeezed his eyes tight... and heard...
Yeah. Emo city song. lol. (p.s you are encouraged to continue to play the song while reading it. heheh)
Ruffles then opened his eyes. He was certain the song was composed by Nobuo Uematsu... unless...
"HOLY SHET IS NOBUO UEMATSU HERE I WANNA SEEHIMNOWI'MHISBIGGESTFAN OMGOMGOMGAEOPF HJPEGT[AG - huh?"
Ruffles found himself in a... a land. That looked like Burmecia. Which looks like the picture below.
"... is this Final Fantasy 9...?" Ruffles wondered. He then looked around, but he couldn't find Celefairy. He stared at the crimson violet 30 ton knife and the grape sword. He gasped...
Celefairy's in danger!!! Monsters are always lurking about in Final Fantasy!!! Ruffles thought. How, how how!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?
Suddenly, a blue coloured phanter leaped on him. Ruffles yelled, "WHAT THE HE-"
while he swung his grape sword.
The phanter SCREAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!!!!! ... and meoooowwwwed, and then collasped and died. Then, purple foam bubbled at the Phanter's mouth.
Ruffles stared at his grape sword. He then plucked a grape from the sword and bit it. O.O He gagged and gagged and gagged. THE GRAPES ARE MADE OF ACIDIC WINE!!! *epic gasp*
Then Ruffles stood up. He wondered what to do. While he was trying to rack his brains, he ruffled his hair...
And something from a distance suddenly dashed towards him.
Ruffles's heart beat faster and faster as he tried to raise his 30 ton crimson violet sword. But he can't lift it cus it is 30 tonnes. Then he raised his grape swor-
"THUMP!!!!!" Ruffles was so startled the sky was gunna fall!!! and that he fell down to the wet ground. He heard a familiar SQUEEEEAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOODDDDDDDDDD IT IS RYUDOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
And yeah. Ruffles finally knew that it was Celefairy. This shows that he is as dense as the writer of this story. Which is me.
Anyway, Ruffles raised his eyebrows. "wut..." Celefairy then hopped like a bunny cus it's the Year of the Rabbit(lol) and asked for an autograph. While squealing.
Ruffles quickly reruffled his hair.
Celefairy blinked her eyes. "... where am I?"
She then stared at Ruffles. Then she fell and hugged Ruffles.
"OH MY GOD!!! RUFFLES!!! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I WAS DAMN SCARED OF THIS PLACE!!! IT WAS RAINING, LIKE, FOREVER, THE PLACE ALMOST FLOODED!!! Anyway, what happened? You just appeared like that, and why isn't the place flooded?"
"Trust me, you don't wanna find out," Ruffles said. Celefairy then stood up with Ruffles.
"Now gimme my crimson violet 30 ton sword. I won't ever lose it again and you know it," Celefairy said. Ruffles sniffed, kissed the blade goodbye (yes literally) and handed the sword to Celefairy.
Celefairy YAY-ed!!! and looked around. She asked Ruffles, "Hey... er... say, how do we get out of here?"
Ruffles looked around the place. No one was here... That was to be expected cus he played the game Final Fantasy 9 in the deoxygenated cave before.
And how are the protagonists going to escape? Stay tuned!!!
to be continued
lol. What an abrupt ending. Anyway, gotta sleep. Or get killed. Or something.
GOODNIGHT AND NIGHTMARES, HOPE THE BEDBUGS BITE
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