And it was horribly... great.
IT'S ONE OF THAR BEST GAMES I EVAH PLAYED!!! *epic gasp*
... I died a lot of times lol
Anyway, enuf of games. I hate homework. And I shall express my feelings in a way no one has ever done before.
...
There wasa hole puncher named Rexel. He punches holes. And I don't mean whores or anything like that. I mean HOLES. I don't sound wrong, do I?
Anyway, Rexel one day was admitted to army because all hole punchers have to do that. Or they will face dire consequences. Then they were forced to read books and do tons of homework.
After doing tat for 8 years, Rexel became a monster. He killed people with horse books and paper cuts them. Then, he got evil and decided to rule the whole world with math and studies. And that's it... He lost his love for hole punching and suddenly became a study maniac that uses brains to take over the damn world.
The end.
I told you that I expressed it the way no one has ever expressed before. And HALT! Don't speak. Don't complain or comment. Moving on.
so anyone know what dh+k=gh stands for? No right? Because I forgot to give you the subject formula lol. It's h.
Anyone who solves this damn thing shall get a prize. 3rd prize, a pack of pretzels. 2nd prize, Rexel the hole puncher. For OVER 9000!!! dollars. 1st prize, a punch in the shoulder. For a Star wars Lazer.
Yes I WANT YOUE STAR WARS LAZER. NAW. TELL LUKE TO GIVE IT TO ME.
Anyway, nothing much to be blogged today. Unless you'd like me to continue the damn story of the golden eyed kid that was gunna be made worse and worse. So yeah.
... Maybe I should?
... okayletsdoit
THE PREVIOUS EPISODE OF GOLDEN EYED KID!!!
I WROTE SOME SENSE INTO THE DAMN STORY!!! RUFFLES MADE SOME RANDOM STATUE EYE GLOW!!!
AND NOW, ON THE GEK!!!
Ruffles went out to the sun. Then he almost got blind cus he forgot he can't operate in happy, sunny days. So he waited in the temple for Celefairy to wake up.
Then he decided to sleep to wait for Celefairy to wake up.
"zzz..."
"..."
"WAKE UP DOUCHEBAG!!!"
He woke up startled and saw Celefairy. Then he realised they were out in the sun, on the happy little meadows. He screamed a girly scream that resembled nothing of his manliness.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"... oops," Celefairy stared. "I forgot your eyes were already a light source."
She then jabbed her hand in her pocket and took out a... purple hankerchief. That smells like grapes.
"Here," she said. "this's used for cleaning the dirt on the grapes but you can have it."
"EEEKKK!!!" Ruffles didn't care and immediately tied it around his head.
"... much better..." He opened his eyes. And got dirt in them.
"AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" His high pitched scream startled the hell out of the poor grapemaid. "AAAHHHHH!!!!! DIRT!!!! AHHH!!!"
"Oh god," Celefairy quickly took the hankerchief off him and cleaned it.
She had to endure Ruffle's damn scream.
"GAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" in a girly way.
And we finally understand why girls are more... annoying than boys. Girls like Justin Bie- oh god, let's not be bias okay?
Anyway, she put the hankerchief around Ruffles's head, then said, "God, stop screaming already. No more dirt."
Ruffles stopped screaming and opened his eyes. Surprisingly, he could see like a normal person. Yes. He could see the sun and meadows and happy animals chasing each other as prey and predator. But it didn't hurt.
"So how do you feel?" celefairy asked with concern.
"... So this is how day feels..." Ruffles said. "... with purple strings and green meadows..."
"The purple strings are the strings of the hankerchief, dumb," Celefairy said. "You look stupid."
Ruffles stared at her like =.=, then ruffled his hair.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD RYUDO!!!!! YOU LOOK AS HANDSOME AS ALWAYS!!!" Celefairy cried. "OMG IS THAT THE LATEST TREND, THE PURPLE HANKERCHIEF!?!? I SHALL FOLLOW YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!!"
she then took out another purple hankerchief and wore it.
"Now will you marry me?"
Ruffles stared at her. He then re-ruffled his hair and pulled off Celefairy's hankerchief.
"... where am I? Anyway, where are we gunna go now?" Celefairy randomly went back to normal and asked.
"... yeah, I think we're lost," Ruffles said. "After we jumped down from the Grape sea of Indiea."
"... what's Indiea?"
"I'm trying to rhyme the damn lake, woman. God, can't people take a joke?"
"....... You're ugly as a fatas-"
Ruffles ruffled his hair.
"OHMYGOD RYUDO~"
ruffles did the '=.=' face again and then suddenly had a plan.
"my dear biggest fan," he spoke in a Ryudo-tone. "I wanna ask yeh a favour. You cooperate with me and get out of this place, I give you a kiss."
"... ..." Celefairy blushed. "... ... ... OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY CCCCCCOOOOOOWWWWWIIIIINGGGG GODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!" her heart beat faster and faster as she struggled to catch her breath. "oh... my god! Ryudo.... OKAY I SHALL DO IT!!!"
Celefairy then hugged Ruffles's arm. Ruffles did the 'whatthesugarhoneyicedtea" face and said, "I shan't kiss you if you get intimate around me."
Celefairy stared. And stared. So much Ruffles doesn't know what she's thinking about. Then she smiled. "OKAY!!!! ANYTHING FOR A KISS!!!"
She then released Ruffles's hand.
"... this is kinda stupid," Ruffles scratched his head and thought. "God, I don't even know how Ryudo speaks... He uses too CHIM Japanese. Or English. Or Spanish. Or... oh god, they even translate Grandia II..."
Then Celefairy and blind folded Ruffles stood up.
"We're going to explore an area. First, you help me find a lodestone for a magnet," Ruffles instructed. Celefairy nodded and ran FULL SPEED, sniffing out lodestone like a bloodhound. Ruffles then tried to find a long long grass. to hang the stone.
He marked their spot, then he walked and walked, and slipped, and fell. Not onto the meadow but into an endless pit... (or pig)
to be continued
... ...
WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I FOUGHT OFF A STUPID DAMN BOSS AND FREAKING DIED ON THE WAY TO THE SAVE POINT!!! WHATTHEF-
Hope the story's a bit better now. lol. Anyway, Cave Story is HARD. As hard as Legend of Zelda. Well maybe a bit harder. Because Legend of Zelda is for 10+ year old children. So yeah. End post. Gotta watch Ninja Gaiden cutscenes now.
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