On the last episode of GEK!
And so, the boy, with only a grape sword and a 30 ton crimson violet(that I don't know what color it IS actually) knife, decides to defeat the cook!!! *epic gasp*
And now, the GEK!!! *Gak*
*changes to Final Fantasy battle theme*
Cook attacks!
Boy manages to dodge!
Boy attacks!
Cook receives 45 damage!
Cook is low on Health!
Cook used Healing spaghetti!
Cook heals by 11!
Boy uses the FALCON SWING!
Cook receives OVER 9000 DAMAGE!!! It is super effective!!
Cook fells!!!
The boy then grabbed the maid and ran off.
They escaped to a store room in the castle. The boy locked the damn door.
The boy huffed and puffed. Then he turned on the light. And then he saw the grapemaid.
He SCREAMMEEEEDDDD!!!!! "WWWWWTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! THERE'S A GHOST IN THE STOREROOOOOO-"
The grapemaid quickly covered his mouth.
"Shh!!!" she whispered. "What are you blabbering about!? I'm the maid you ran away with from the cook!"
The boy observed the maid. "... oh, lol. I thought I was holding a mop..."
The grapemaid stared at her body. "WHATTHE-"
"nah, just kiddin'," the boy laughed. He then stared at her.
They stared at each other.
For 5 seconds.
5. 4. 3. 2. 1-
"Hey, suddenly this reminds me of a typical and boring beginning of the story," the boy said. The maid stared.
"Y'know, boy meets girl and all that..."
"Oh! Oh yeah..." The grapemaid stared at the boy. After a few seconds she said, "... Are you kidding me? This is not Mermaid Melody or Grandia II of any kind right...?"
"....... wut...?" The golden eyed kid looked at the grapemaid. "... You watch that kinda stuff?"
"Of course!!! They're one of the MOST POPULAR shows on GrapeTown!!! Grandia II is even made into a series!!! Well, of course we never let the king know, and-"
"Okay okay lol." The boy suddenly heard sounds, and covered her mouth.
He pressed his ear against the door.
He heard running footsteps. He heard an ambulance. He heard a police siren. O.O
He heard the cook crying for help. Then he heard the 'I love you, you love me, we're a happy family' Barney song. He eyebled. O.p
"... okay... that is really awkwa-"
"BANG!!!" the damn door was open and the boy, hit by the damn door, flew to lalalan- I mean, the shelves.
The grapemaid quickly hid in the trash can.
It was a... a bird... man. Yes. A bird man. A MAN BIRD WHOSE HEAD LOOKS LIKE THIS:
And he's not blue... he's black.
"CHEEPCHEEPCHEEPCHEEPCHEEPCHEEPCHEEPCHEEP!!! cheep... I mean... Everybody put your hands up!!!" he cried.
But then he can't see anyone. The boy was stuck in the shelves and the maid was in the trash can.
".... CLUCKCLUCK!!! I... I mean BLAST IT!!!" the man-bird... or bird-man. Or whatever. cried.
"I shouldn't just randomly cluck- I mean, barge in!!!" he cried. "... being a bird human's really hard-cheep..."
He then flew off. Some black feathers floated down.
The maid then peeped out of the trash can. She then shook the rubbish off like a mad pup. The rubbish flew like mad pigs. And she ewwwwwwed like a mad seal. Wait, do seals ewww?
Anyway, the boy got out from the shelves. He's pretty battered up.
"... Okay. That was pretty random. A bird man showing up in the grape castle."
The maid stared at the boy. She looked at his hair. She blushed suddenly.
The boy looked at her. "... why are you blushing?"
The maid handed a mirror to him. He then stared at his reflection.
"... WHATTHEOHMYGOD!!!" the boy cried. "Holy CRAP I look like RYUDO FROM GRANDIA 2... All spikey and stuff!!! HOLY SHET!!!"
He then looked at the grapemaid. "... So why are you blush-"
"OH MY GOD!!! RYUDO I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!! I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!!!!!" The grapemaid suddenly took out a piece of paper from the trashcan.
"... err... I'm... not... Ryudo-"
"YOU DON'T NEED TO CHOOSE WHO TO BE WITH, ELENA OR MILLENIA!!! JUST CHOOSE ME!!! I LOVE YOU!!!"
"... maybe I should rearrange my hair."
Ryud-I mean, the boy then rubbed his hair. It was back to its usual self. Like... er... Link's hair. Link from Legend of Zelda. lol.
Like this.
Lol I think I put too many pictures.
Anyway...
The grapemaid stared at the boy's hair. Then she was back to normal.
"... er, where am I?"
'sigh, forgetting their experience with their favourite people has been on the trend lately eh...?; the boy thought.
"Anyway, er... I know this is around 2 posts late, but I'm gunna ask you... What's your name?"
"My name? My name is Celefairy."
The boy stared. Then stared. Then burst out laughing. He's not playing the staring game by the way.
"HAHAHA!!! THAT CREATURE FROM POKEMON!? THAT'S A FUNNY NAME!!! HAHAHA!!! A POKEMON NAME GIVEN TO A GRAPEMAID!!!"
The grapemaid did an epic '=_=' and bytch-slapped the boy.
"Oww!!!"
"What's your name then?" the grapemaid asked.
"I... I don't have a name." the boy said. He then went emotional and the background music played.
"Oh cut it," the maid slapped the boy. "Why don't you name yourself?"
"... I don't know." the boy ruffled his hair.
And them the grapemaid screamed.
"OH MY GOD!!!! RYUDO!!!" she cried. She took out a piece of paper again.
"SIGN HERE PLEASE!!!"
The boy quickly re-reuffled his hair.
"... where am I?" the maid asked. "... oh well. Anyway, why don't you name yourself?"
"... er... okay...?" the boy stared at himself. He played Grandia II before, and wondered why the heck would the grapemaid think it was Ryudo since he doesn't wear the actual Ryudo's completely complicated clothes(ESPECIALLY THE SHOES) and the boy is soooo much shorter, since he's 13 years old.
"... I don't know what to name myself..."
(ABRUPT TO-BE-CONTINUED-ALERT)
"Fine I'll call you boy-"
to be continued.
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