had a rough day today. Played Crash Bandicoot and had a hellova time. With my brother scoldin' me fer makin' Crash die a lot.
Anyway, I shall write a random story first before continuing on to the Golden Eyed Kid.
Once upon a time there lived a Peach named Sakura. Sakura was born as a peach. One day she decided to talk to an apple. So the dropped down from her tree and rolled to the apple tree.
"Hey! Apple!" she cried. An apple responded. "Yes?"
"C'mon!!! Hop down!!! Let's talk for a while!"
Apple stared at Sakura. He then broke his stem and jumped down.
"Hey Sakura," Apple said. "So what do you wanna talk about?"
Sakura stared at Apple, the said, "Ever heard of a computer called Mac and iPhone created by Apple software?"
Apple stared at Sakura. "wut???"
"Yes. One of your fellow mates created Mac and IPhone."
"Oh, my, god. HE CREATED THE GODDAMN IPHONE!?!?" Apple stared.
"I have got to see him!!!"
Apple then rolled to the Apple Software company. He yelled at the people who made Mac and IPhone.
"HEY!!! I WANNA SEE APPLE RIGHT NOW!!!"
But he was picked up and eaten.
The end.
Now on to the GEK!!!
Last episode on the GEK:
And so the boy got a new weapon!!!
Recieved new weapon: Grape sword!
And now on GEK!!! *epic gasp*
The boy after recieving the grape sword he decided to name himself. But he can't think of a name!!!
He walked around town till he got bored. Then he decided to trepass the castle. And so he used his grape sword to cut through the grape walls and IT WORKED!!! O.o
Then the boy jumped in the hole before guards could find out the Grape Wall of China was broken. lol.
The boy sneaked in the castle and found 24 rooms. He went into a weapon room and found much more powerful weapons. There is a PROPER MACE, PROPER CHAINSAW, PROPER SWORD, PROPER LANCE, PROPER ELEPHANT, PROPER KANGAROO, PROPER ICE CREAM. And there is a guard sleeping while guarding after the weapons.
The boy decided to close his eyes and sing eenie meenie. And no I don't mean the Justin Bieber song. I mean the spider song. Or whatever. Just search it in google or something.
The boy then chose a... WATER CAN. He then tried again. He then chose a... FISH PIE. He tried one more time. This time he chose a... A... *epic gasp* the kangaroo.
The boy did an expression that I could not describe cus I'm not a chim person. He then randomly chose his weapon. He took.... He took an epic, 30 ton KNIFE!!! That is basically 1 metre long!!! that glows crimson violet!!! *epic gasp* that... is rusty.
The boy then ran and ran and ran all the way. He opened a door and found a grape kitchen, then he ran and ran and found people dining in the grape hall, he found the king sleeping in his grapey bed, he ran and found the gueen polishing her nails with grape juice, he ran and found the prince changing into his grape pyjamas(fortunately the prince already had his grape pants on), and finally he found the princess bathing in a grape bathtub.
The boy was kinda bored. "WHY!? EVERYTHING IS ABOUT GRAPES. What the heck," he said.
Then he stumbled upon a milkmai- I mean grapemaid.
The bucket of grape juice splattered across the floor.
"Holy grap-I mean cow," the boy said.
"Oh god! I'm so sorry!!!" the grapemaid cried. She the picked up her bucket and tried to walk across the juice but she slipped and fell. She almost broke her head.
"OWWWWW!!!" the grapemaid cried.
Oh god, the boy thought. Needa rush her to the grapepital. I mean hospital.
The boy then called for help.
But then a typical fat and mean ol' cook came out and yelled, "you dumb girl!!! Why the hell dya spill all the damn grape juice!? I shall tell this to the king and execute you!!!"
The boy was like, O____o and then he was suddenly angry. 'is this how people treat poor girls like this? I SHALL CALL FOR A REBELLION AND FREE ALL SLAVES!!! LIKE THE GUY IN ONE PIECE COMIC THAT FREED HANCOCK AND HER SISTERS!'
The fatso then yanked the grapemaid's hair. "Yeowch!!!" the grapemaid cried.
The boy then pulled the maid's leg. "Let her go!!!"
The lady looked up. "Who are ya and whatdaya want!?"
The boy told her off. "I think the king can be a cannibal and fry a fatso like you. It'll be a feast tonight!!! MUHAHAHAHA"
The lady made a doodoo face. It then turned into a voodoo face.
"I'm gunna hand you over to the king too!!! PREPARE YOURSELF!!!"
The lady then fished out a chainsaw from her pocket.
The boy what the helled. This lady used a chainsaw to cook?
And so, the boy, with only a grape sword and a 30 ton crimson violet(that I don't know what color it IS actually) knife, decides to defeat the cook!!! *epic gasp*
What will be the outcome!?
STAY TUNED!!!!!
to be continued
lol that was one hell of a story. I know it sucked, just bear with it for a while. heheh.
*addiction*
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