He see no one in the building. He went in, and it was OVER 30!!!! degree celsius.
Then, Ruffles scratched his head, then decided that he would live in Lava Town and probably die in here cus he can't go out of this town.
What a happy ending...
But then a clown's face appeared on the window. Ruffles SCREAMMMMEDEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!! and had a heart attack.
"Whoooooops!!!! I'm Mad Magma!!!" the clown screamed.
Ruffles lay unconscious. Mad Magma stared at him, then slapped him 42 times.
"OOWWWWWW!!!" Ruffles yelled. He got a feeling of deja vu.
"So, you're....... Mad Magma...?" he stared at the red faced clown. Yes, the clown's face is LITERALLY PAINTED RED.
"YES MY DEAR BOY!!!" Mad Magma yelled. "I'm mad after all!!!"
Ruffles did a 'wut' face.
"ANYWAY, YOU LOOK LIKE A FINE YOUNG BOY WITH GOLDEN EYES!!!!! WANNA MARRY ME!?!? I HAVE BEEN SINGLE FOR OVER 9000!!! YEARS!!!"
Ruffles stared at her. He then fainted.
"OH MY AWESOME GODDESS, DID I DO IT AGAIN!?" Mad Magma yelled with agony. "BUT HIS EYES WERE SOOO SHINY..."
She slapped him 56 times.
"WTF!?!?!?" Ruffles woke up. "I JUST WANNA FIND A WAY BACK TO THE EARTH'S SURFACE...
Mad Magma stared at him. Her eyes ceased its hypnotism and she went sad.
"You're the 100th one that landed in Lava Town."
Ruffles stared. 100th one? And why was she so serious?
"And... the rest of the 99 died in here."
Ruffles stared. Then panicked. WTF WAS HE DESTINIED TO DIE IN LAVA TOWN!? IN THIS DAMN ORANGE WORLD!? WITHOUT ANY FOOD OR WATER CUS THEIR TEMPERATURES ARE OVER 9000 DEGREE CELSIUS!?!?
"Because they wouldn't listen to me," Mad Magma stammered. A lava tear(if it even exists) ran down her cheek.
"... oh."
"Because they wouldn't marry me," Mad Magma said. "If they did, they wouldn't die."
'That's cus they're freaked out as much as I do when they see you,' Ruffles thought.
"But why is that important?" he asked.
"... Y'know! There's a certain tunnel that only my husband can enter," Mad Magma explained.
"Why?"
"I don't know. The lava god says so."
"Can I see the lava god?"
"er... Okay then," Mad Magma said. She then opened a lava door and disappeared under it.
Curious Ruffles followed the old clown.
It was dark inside. Well, it WAS. A few seconds ago. Then, lava came to view.
"Here's the lava god," Mad Magma said, then she went back up the stairs.
Ruffles looked around. There was no lava god... Only endless lava. He yelled, "WHERE'S THE LAVA GOD!?"
"DIVE INTO THE LAVA!!!" came the reply.
Ruffles stared at the Lava. It looks hot. He stared for a long time, not knowing whether to go in or not.
Suddenly, he heard another voice up there.
"So where's my sacrifice, honey?"
"Eh, he's not dived in yet?"
"Oh man, I'm hungry for Earth surfers now... You'd better feed him to me or else."
Ruffles gasped. It was all a trick!!!
Mad Magma's shadow appeared on the stairway. She was coming down... To push him into the lava.
What will he do - what must he do?
STAY TUNED!!! (for another 500 more years)
To be continued
FINALLY A GODDAMN CLIFFHANGER!!!! I FINALLY DECIDED TO CRACK MY HEAD TO WRITE THIS!!! MwHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Okay enough of the nonsense.
Oh god, I wanna transfer school. I miss my brother in Temasek. I can't wait to go out of Chung Cheng...
Okay that's just a random thought. Something happened. And so the end.
Anyway, nothing much on today. just boring old stuff. Ever single day.
Maybe I'm destinied to be here forever.
Okay what the crap did I just type? IGNORE ME.
Sigh, I miss the ol' holiday times........ PLEASE GO AWAY SCHOOL, YOU ARE NOT WELCOMED IN MY TERRITORY. I DON'T WANT TO WEAR FREAKIN' UNIFORMS, NOR STUDY FREAKIN' SUBJECTS.
by the way, I AM DRAWING A FANART OF CAVE STORY NOW.
Oh god, I'm a cave story fanatic. T__T
I'm really really worried for the creator of Cave Story. Earthquake and tsunami hits Japan cus Nature is trying to be shitty(no offense to environmentalists out there) and over a thousand people died. Rumor has it that the creator of Naruto died in the crisis(yeah, weep. weep all you want. I'm sad too.) Damn nature or something? I guess.
I'm worried for Pixel, cus I was really really waiting for a sequel of Cave Story(if I hadn't mentioned it before in the posts) so... ): I hope the people will bode well. It was horrible to do that just cus some 1940s japan emperor that doesn't know how to change his own clothes or poop in a proper toilet declared the world war. It sucks man, it sucks.
Okay, I shall kinda, end muh post 'ere, cus' I have nothing much to say. And, Nightmare before XMas? A failure.
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