It is... kinda cool. Well, for violent people.
NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 13 YEARS OF AGE. well, maybe 14, or 15. If they're not ready for some brain-squishing stuff then maybe 18.
And yeah, the creator of JTHM, Jhonen Vasquez, also created Invader Zim.
Yeah, it's quite nice. Invader Zim's quite nice, and cool. As in, pretty messy and cool.
JTHM is pretty gory actually. I mean, it's really nice for people who hate their own kind, and for people who enjoy stabbing each other and blood splatters I think, and people who just read it for pleasure like me. But well, I shall not describe the scenes to the fainthearted. It's just kinda... dark. To be honest. But it's still deep in the meaning.
And yeah, I think I'm getting homicidal now.
not that i care anyway.
lol, 3 posts in one day... so rare nowadays, eh...? lol, too bad it's not really interesting, isn't it?
Oh well, I shall sink into the shadows and homicide myself then.
But before that, I shall continue the Golden Eyed Kid for 4 minutes.
Mad Magma was gunna come down to push Ruffles in the lava! Ruffles gasped. It was a dead end. That damned witch tricked him.
She will pay.
Ruffles felt a ting of anger rush through him. It was full of hatred... and because the creator just read Johnny the homicidal maniac, the moment shall be dark.
Anyway, Ruffles really wanted to break her neck and tear her head off.
And he wanted to escape too.
Just then, Mad Magma came to view. She laughed.
Ruffles looked around, trying to find a way.
"Heheheh, ya heard our conversation, did ya?" she said. "now, prepare to die!"
Mad Magma then pushed Ruffles off into the lava...
Ruffles closed his eyes. He was gunna be sacrificed, and he know it.
He died. The end.
Well, not really. Cus a lava bunny appeared in his mind.
It was meowing. Then, it mooed, "HELLO RUFFLES."
"... ... Dolly?"
"DOLLY IS A CLONED SHEEP, YOU DUMBASS. I'M A BUNNY."
"oh."
"I AM THE LAVA LORD. YOU HATH SACRIFICED YOURSELF TO MY NEMESIS, THE LAVA DEVIL."
"... wut"
"YES. JUST LIKE YOUR HUMAN LORD AND DEVIL, WE HATH OUR OWN IN DIFFERENT LAYERS OF THE EARTH TOO."
"... but you're a freaking bunny."
"STOP SAYING THAT. I AM ACTUALLY BIGGER THAN RAPUNZEL'S HAIR."
Ruffles slowly opened his eyes to believe it, but no, the bunny is only a few inches long.
"WTF YOU HAVE LIED TO ME!!! YOU GODDAMN SONOVA-"
"WAIT, RUFFLES. LISTEN TO ME."
"WHY WOULD I-"
"THE LAVA IS IN YOUR HANDS. FOR YOU, ARE THE GOLDEN EYED KID; FOR YOU ARE THE ONE TO RULE OVER THE WHOLE OF EARTH. YOU ARE TO SAVE LAVA TOWN FROM THE DEVIL, THAT HAS TAKEN OVER IT. MAD MAGMA HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO OBEY THE DEVIL. BUT YOU CAN CHANGE THAT."
"... er... o-okay..."
Ruffles scratched his head, literally in the lava. Wait, now that he mentioned it, why isn't he... burning?
"Why aren't I burning? or dead?"
"AMEN, YOU HATH BEEN SAVED BY THE GOLDEN EYES. NOW I SHALL TRANSPORT YOU TO THE LAVA CAVES. PLEASE, PLEASE FIND A LAVA SWORD TO DESTROY THE DEVIL ONCE AND FOR ALL."
"oh, okay."
"I HATH TO GO NOW. I STILL HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH LAVA GIRL."
"... huh?"
"ON A PERSONAL NOTE... MOO."
The floating bunny disappeared.
To be continued
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