Lebe: DID YOU SAY PANCAKE!?!?!?!??!!?!??
Ted: ... no, not again... I said handboo-
Lebe eats Ted up again.
Ted: ... This is gettin' out of hand... OH MY GOD PANCAKES1!!!!!! APPLE FLAVORED PANCAKES!!!
Ted chews on pancakes.
Ted: Wow, it has a sour taste in it.
Suddenly, Ted heard a voice.
Ted: ... God?
God: ... hello Ted.
Ted: ... You aren't afraid of me anymore?
God: Of course not... You wrecked my angels till I can't stand it anymore. You ruined my life. Now... REVENGE!!!
Ted: ... wut
By the way if you read the white box above when you already seen the last post... *erupts into laughter that comprises of tomato soup*
... sigh.....
Got another 21 for English component today...
Got chinese spelling tomorrow...
And now I don't really think continuing the story... thing... was a good idea because ungood ideas are never good ideas!!!
... Oh god I feel like LPing. But oh well, high voice. That's kinda annoying. Wait no, that's actually freaking annoying. Can't stand my own damn voice, hope I can exchange it for a... PSP charger? Nah no. Maybe for... maybe for a lower voice. One like Zeus. Oh god no, I mean not like HIM. He's a doosh. Yes, he's a doosh. Just like god. I shall have the voice... of... Bruno Mars? Justin Bieber? er... Well, I don't really know. They sound gay. And yeah. Well, any voice has broken... I'll accept it. NO NOT JUSTIN BIEBER OHNOPLS
Nah that's not an insult.
... Sugar honey iced tea.
Anyway, I shall continue the Golden Eyed Kid because I think it is nice to eat pancakes while writing with a cowskinned pencil. (Vegetarians, kiss yerr hammers!!!)
LAST EPISODE ON GEK!!!
Ruffles was trying to find a grassy string when he slipped and fell into an endless pit.........
NOW ON, THE GEK!!!
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ruffles screammmmmmmmmeeeeeedddd. "BLOODEH HELL!!!! WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE THE WORST LUCK!?!?"
He fell for 30 seconds. And... "THUD!!!"
He broke 23 bones.
"GOD DAMNIT!!!" he cried. "HELPPPP!!!!"
He then ruffled his hair back to his original state.
"... Anyone? ... Oh no... I'm dead..."
Ruffles waited and waited. He was surely dead. He tried to get up, but he broke his legs. Yes. Both legs. What a suay thing.
Then he pulled off his hankerchief. His eyes were a light source so he could see the dirt. Then, he spotted markings in them.
There was a flying pig in the picture. Then the pig fell into the pit. He was stuck there and he was scared. Then later he found a spoon and dug his way through the pit and discovered the land of MAGMA!!! Then unable to take the heat, he became fried bacon and chicken wings.
Ruffles then tried to find a spoon. He dug and dug with his hands. He then REALLY FOUND A SPOON. O_o Then, because he didn't think about how hot magma is, he dug all the way. And soon he dropped into magma...
And could not withstand OVER 2900!!! degrees and died.
The end.
That was a great ending isn't it? As far as I know it's not a happy ending!! I'm so happy about it!
... Nah, just kidding.
Ruffles fell into Lava Town. He then realised how hot magma
(he initially thought it's magma) is and prepared to die, but surprisingly he found that he survived. O3O
He opened his eyes. It was SOOOOOOOOO BRIGHT!!! He quickly put on his hankerchief and looked. The magma's not hot at all... IN FACT IT IS NOT HOT AT ALL!!1 AHHH!!!
Ruffles stared at the town. It is BRIGHT and ORANGE IN COLOUR. There are... orange colored buildings. An orange river Ruffles dared not touch. Everything was orange. But there are no residents here...
He peeked in a random window of the house(thats made of magma). He found a shaking figure THAT'S ORANGE IN COLOUR. He's... FAT.
"... hello?"
The figure turned his head. HOLY CRAP HE'S FAT!!! I said that already. AND HE'S ORANGE!!! I'M NOT BEING RACIST!!!
the fat figure said "... yes?" Ruffles asked, "Are you the only one here?"
The figure replied, "... you don't feel cold?"
Ruffles said, "er... just a little. around 22 degrees."
"THAT IS DEADLY COLD!!!!!!" the figure SCREAMED. "YOU DON'T FEEL COLD!!?!?!?!"
"... I answered that already."
"oh. Well IT'S COLD FOR OUR CITIZENS, TRAVELLER." the figure said sacarstically. "You, cruster, is pretty lucky for the temperature here to drop."
"... excuse me?" Ruffles said.
"We're the lava-ers, cruster. And you're the Earth's cruster. If you had attempted to study geography, you should know, ya douchebag." the figure said. "I'm Beautex. What about you?"
"... what?" Ruffles almost nosebled. "... Beautex is the brand of a tissue box."
"So what? Ya mean my mom has bad taste, you cruster?" Beautex yelled.
'yes, she is.' Ruffles thought.
"God, I don't know why it's SO cold here..." Beautex said.
"... Oh. so you can't withstand..."
"Temperature below 100 degrees..." Beautex said.
"... You're still surviving."
"That's cos it's lava, dude," Beautex said. "If we were the magma-ers we'll be dead by now."
Ruffles stared at the poor guy whose name was based on the brand of tissue. "So er, I guess you will turn to rock soon? If this keeps up?"
"Proves that you studied Geography. You're my good boy," Beautex tried to tap Ruffles. But he was moving slowly. "Yes... If you don't find a way or anything, we'll all be turned into rock sculptures and be fed to the king of the lemons."
"... king of the lemons?"
"Er, nah just kiddin. But for your information, there really is a king of the lemons," Beautex said.
"er... Okay... so... how can I go back up?" Ruffles asked.
"Hmm... Okay, I'll tell you. Go to the biggest building and meet Mad' Magma. She'll help you."
"Mad'... magma?" Ruffles wondered out loud.
"Short for madam. Now scram before I turn to rock. Or YOU turn to rock." With that Beautex shut the window.
Another abrupt to be continued...
Yes I got lazy again. And cave story songs are nice. Yes, I'm gunna throw you moar music videos about game osts. because I simply adore them.
ok i really gtg lol. forgot to post this... bye.
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