I probably know that this is teh exam period and that I am not supposed to post here, but Ima an ironic person. So yeah.
Anyway... IT'S MY CHINESE BARFDAY TODAY!!!!! Or... yesterday. Time: 1.30AM
And yeah. Only found out in the evening. v.v IN TEH FREAKING EVENING!!!!!! DDDD:
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You know, I feel like writing a story all of a sudden. rarararar.
There was a soldier who went to the army. He's a private and he's pretty much one of the people who gets hollered at pretty much. But he enjoys it.
He always wanted to be a soldier. It was the trend in his old schools. The trends there have long died, but the trend in him didn't. He didn't have a proper reason about why he liked being a soldier. It was just to look cool and be a man, that's all. But the funny thing is that he didn't mind the harsh training at all. He just used it as another stepping stone.
One day, his friend asked him if he had dreams of being a general. The soldier just smiled, and he couldn't think of a reply.
"But, man, with you and those trainings..." That friend said. "There MUST be a reason why you don't mind those bloody nightmares we get. Is it to protect your family, if it isn't to be a higher-up?"
The soldier had never thought of it. Protecting his family, or being a leader, he thought it was full of bull.
"I joined for fun," he replied.
"Fun...?" his friend dug his ears. "Dude, check my ear for me, will ya? Did you just say it was for fun?"
"Yeah."
"But there must be a reason, right?"
"If there needs to be one, then it's to look cool, I guess."
"Then put on a hoodie or something, man," he could see doubt in his fellow soldier's eyes. "What's so cool about bald heads?"
The soldier scratched his head, and he remained silent. Then he said, "I guess you don't need a reason to become a soldier. You just move on."
OKAY, THIS IS COMPLETELY RANDOM. I WROTE THIS FOR FUN. AND WHY AM I WRITING IN CAPITAL LETTERS? WHERE'S THE CAPS BUTTON?
And the origins of this story is because I chanced upon a quiz about armies and stuff, and that my friend just went EMO on me AGAIN because of some... sigh, I guess girls will always be girls...
Anyway, ENDIN' POST!!!! Bye.
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